Didja Know . . . . . . . . ? Friday, 17 August 2012

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by JustJoy

Morning y’all & welcome to freaky Friday

. . . . . Didja Know?

Police in Rock Island IL arrested a man they found naked and covered from head to toe in Crisco

According to Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen, “He said he was looking for a place to party.”

He was naked and covered in Crisco.. sounds like he ran out of.. I'll just say a.. certain type of a.. lubricant... What a.. greaseball!

[Jezer]

Slippery little sucker! (With apologies to the movie Pretty Woman!)

[animalcrazy]

I wonder what he's look like deep fried?

[wit-nit]

Originally Posted by animalcrazy

I wonder what he's look like deep fried?

Reminds me of this scene from Seinfeld...


Kramer Turkey Scene from "The Butter Shave" - YouTube

[TT Dave]

Originally Posted by PJSinger

It must've been difficult to hold onto him!

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Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing....lol.

[tasmtairy]

Yep, I knew this one...that darn radio station again!!

[Quert]

He was quoted as telling the police that he read the Thanksgiving thread on City-Data forums. I need to watch out what I post on here.

I might try cooking one this year, I'm not sure. I'm skeptical about my cooking skills LOL.

Does the bag give instructions, or does the turkey give instructions?

"Preheat oven to 450..

Lay down on the pan and cover yourself in butter.."

[buddy5]

Originally Posted by Quert

He was quoted as telling the police that he read the Thanksgiving thread on City-Data forums. I need to watch out what I post on here.

So it's your fault.

[sun queen]

I mean if he was covered in Crisco is that really naked? Well at least the guy was fit to be fried if anyone struck a match... yeah I know it's not funny, but that's all I got. I didn't know but I am glad you told me Joy

[AksarbeN]

His only comment was {{{{“Disco”}}}} I thought you said I was invited to a “Crisco Party”……………….