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A 27 year old UPS worker from Queens was declared the winner for having Brooklyn’s smallest package
after going up against some stiff competition
Six contestants showed off their Slim Jims in evening wear and swimsuit competitions, along with a talent
show for a chance at gherkin-size glory and a $200 cash prize.
The winner was crowned the ‘wiener’ with his mighty three-incher as Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” was sung
by a local musician . . . “I’m going to Disney World!” he cried.
A 27 year old UPS worker from Queens was declared the winner for having Brooklyn’s smallest package
after going up against some stiff competition
Six contestants showed off their Slim Jims in evening wear and swimsuit competitions, along with a talent
show for a chance at gherkin-size glory and a $200 cash prize.
The winner was crowned the ‘wiener’ with his mighty three-incher as Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” was sung
by a local musician . . . “I’m going to Disney World!” he cried.
One wiener.. while the rest were left.. Hanging in suspense.. I guess no one else.. Measured up.. or down.. to the competition..
Last edited by Magnum Mike; 07-23-2013 at 09:00 AM..
Ha! So, I guess he's a stub instead of a stud....lol. I love that scene from Seinfeld Joy, it's one of my favorite episodes. George..."I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"...lol.
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