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Old 07-23-2013, 06:29 AM
 
Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
A 27 year old UPS worker from Queens was declared the winner for having Brooklyn’s smallest package
after going up against some stiff competition

Six contestants showed off their Slim Jims in evening wear and swimsuit competitions, along with a talent
show for a chance at gherkin-size glory and a $200 cash prize.

The winner was crowned the ‘wiener’ with his mighty three-incher as Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” was sung
by a local musician . . . “I’m going to Disney World!” he cried.





Six contestants cross swords in Brooklyn small-penis pageant - NYPOST.com
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Old 07-23-2013, 07:56 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
A 27 year old UPS worker from Queens was declared the winner for having Brooklyn’s smallest package
after going up against some stiff competition

Six contestants showed off their Slim Jims in evening wear and swimsuit competitions, along with a talent
show for a chance at gherkin-size glory and a $200 cash prize.

The winner was crowned the ‘wiener’ with his mighty three-incher as Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” was sung
by a local musician . . . “I’m going to Disney World!” he cried.
One wiener.. while the rest were left.. Hanging in suspense.. I guess no one else.. Measured up.. or down.. to the competition..

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Old 07-23-2013, 08:02 AM
 
Location: The Wild Wild West
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“I’m going to Disney World!” he cried."

Best things come in small packages he "exclaimed, like the 7 Dwarfs".
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Old 07-23-2013, 08:55 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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He was the winner that's the long and short of it, and he's $200 bucks ahead for attending the talent show.
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:03 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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He was the winner that's the long and short of it, and he's $200 bucks ahead for attending the talent show.
$200.. a small prize for having a little talent..
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Old 07-23-2013, 10:34 AM
 
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One wiener.. while the rest were left.. Hanging in suspense.. I guess no one else.. Measured up.. or down.. to the competition..
Hanging? I don't think so, shorty!

And I'm left to wonder how big his buns are...
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:33 AM
 
Location: Abilene, Texas
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Ha! So, I guess he's a stub instead of a stud....lol. I love that scene from Seinfeld Joy, it's one of my favorite episodes. George..."I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"...lol.
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Old 07-23-2013, 12:58 PM
 
Location: SW France
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The things people will put themselves through for a bit of cash and a dubious 'prize'.
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Old 07-23-2013, 02:25 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Hanging? I don't think so, shorty!

And I'm left to wonder how big his buns are...
That's why I think such a contest is a... Flop.

Never mind the buns, I feel sorry for the person who had to measure each one of the contestants....
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Old 07-23-2013, 02:42 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Uh, no........ I didn't know that, Joy.

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