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A 70 year old Australian man came to an extremely painful fork in the road when he was admitted to a
hospital with a ‘bleeding urethral meatus’ after he apparently stuffed a 4” fork into his Johnson to achieve
gratification
Fortunately for the man, doctors using forceps and ‘copious lubrication’ were able to successfully remove
the utensil.
A 70 year old Australian man came to an extremely painful fork in the road when he was admitted to a
hospital with a ‘bleeding urethral meatus’ after he apparently stuffed a 4” fork into his Johnson to achieve
gratification
Fortunately for the man, doctors using forceps and ‘copious lubrication’ were able to successfully remove
the utensil.
YAAAOUCH.. that wasn't very Sharp.. I don't know what this guy was trying to do, but... if he was trying to get.. Excited.. there are medications for that condition... The doctor will.. Stiff him for Stuffing the fork in his penis..
If this guy ever invites me to dinner at his house, I'll bring my own silverware..
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wow,,,,, some guys will never learn! Never never take more than two or three of those little blue pills at one time. If you can't get it up, there maybe a good reason and pills don't help all the time. (or so I am told) lol
Nah he was reading the instructions on the Oscar Mayer weiner package and had a 'Senior' moment. You know where one hand doesn't know what the other hand is doing.
Whoa!! I can't imagine why anybody would even think of doing such a thing. Got to be dementia...lol.
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