A funny obituary? Doesn't seem possible, yet it is... (articles, 2014, woman)

[DontH8Me]

I thought this was fake when I first read it, but I also read that the paper it was printed in demanded to see the death cert before they would print it to ensure this wasn't a hoax. I feel for the survivors of Dolores' family.

http://www.articlesandtexticles.co.u...ry-to-die-for/

God spare me the indignity of having my kids commemorate me this way.

[AksarbeN]

The obituary was what it was, sad! Sad that a person spent a live time with family and friends and apparently wasn’t the type of person most people would miss. In life we have all met people of this type and it’s sad to think that there are others like her. This obituary maybe one of the most truthfully worded ones that have ever been written. More often then not ~ people don’t want to hear, see or think about the negative side of an issue, they’d like to be more on the positive side of life. But not everything is positive and people have hard times and become hard people it doesn’t make them a bad person just one that’s hard to deal with.

Now get off my grass and stay out of the yard or I’ll call your parents on you.


Enjoy your day and may it be a good one!

[DontH8Me]

I am thinking from what was said of this woman in her obit, that what remained unspoken must have been a lifetime of pure unadulterated H*LL for those who were satellites in her galaxy.

[SifuPhil]

I would think that the very nature of this obit shows that the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree...

[msina]

Sad,.. seems the author of the obit is just as mean as they paint the departed to be.

[ptsum]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I would think that the very nature of this obit shows that the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree...

Not true SifuPhil, speaking from experience, enough said.

[fuzzymystic]

Originally Posted by msina

Sad,.. seems the author of the obit is just as mean as they paint the departed to be.

Right. I mean, get over it, dude. How cruel.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by ptsum

Not true SifuPhil, speaking from experience, enough said.

*shrugs*

What does it benefit you to sling your poison in public?

[AksarbeN]

There comes a point in your life when you realize
who matters,
who never did,
who won’t anymore……
and who always will.
So, don’t worry about people from your past,
there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future.

Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.’

[fuzzymystic]

And keep in mind, you CAN write your own obituary-just to be on the safe side!