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Hey.....I was just thinking of a post that I just saw in another thread about the "knock and run" services of UPS, and how one poster here referred to a pack of his/her going somewhere else and a relative calling and asking how he/she liked the "blank blank" she received in the mail. Of course, that "blank blank" may not be what I thought it was, but LOL!!!!
Anyways, I remember the story of my STBX being home one day with our son while I was at work, and her mother and a friend were visiting. While her mother and friend were talking their backs were to the hallway leading up to the living room they were sitting in. As my wife (who was facing the hallway) was talking to her mother and friend our son comes baby-walking down the hallway from our bedroom, holding something made of rubber that was flopping in many directions.
She says that she turned three shades of red and went speechless, but somehow was able to hold her composure while talking to them as she went to grab the "rubber thingy" from our son's hands BEFORE her mother and friend would turn around to see anything.
Apparently the bottom drawer in the dresser in the bedroom wasn't closed enough and our son decided to check out the "rubber thingy" and go show it to Mommy.
P.S. To add some drama to this, her mother and friend are very religious folks, LOL!!
Last edited by ColorsOfMe; 03-11-2010 at 05:23 PM..
Reason: It's important to note that her mother and friend are highly religious
A man walking out of a bathroom with toilet paper coming out of his azz........streaming down his pants! What a sight. No one told him either. Everyone just gasped LMAO!
At my sister-in-law's funeral last Nov, one of her nieces sat in the pew in front of us. She's plump, and she wore low-ride hip-hugger pants (one of my pet peeves). She bent over for something, giving all of us an unappreciated view of the biggest "whale's tail" I've ever seen. I thought we were all going to lose it.
One time when I was living in Boston I used to spend my off hours sitting out in the sun in front of the Boston Public Library. There are marble benches on both sides. There was this dude sitting on top of a ..... eh'hem ...... solicitation written in chalk. The solicitation offered a certain something at $25 per, intended for males. I asked him if he was the one that wrote that, and he said "You think I wrote that?!?". I could not stop from laughing, and was wondering why in the world he would sit anywhere near such a thing.
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What a sight. No one told him either. Everyone just gasped LMAO!
