UN Confab delegates in Cancun sign petition to ban use of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) (global warming, economy)

[Willsson]

As temperatures drop to 100 year lows in Cancun, delegates to the UN conference in Cancun sign petition to ban the use of water....

It was euphemistically entitled “Petition to Ban the Use of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)” (translation water). It was designed to show that if official U.N. delegates could be duped by college students into banning water, that they could essentially fall for anything, including pseudo-scientific studies which claim to show that global warming is man-caused.

Despite the apparently not-so-obvious reference to H2O, almost every delegate that collegian students approached signed their petition to ban that all too dangerous substance, which contributes to the greenhouse effect, is the major substance in acid rain, and is fatal if inhaled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=TzZ_Zcp4PwY

Kumbaya, baby

[SourD]

This is hilarious Tofurkey. They are morons who don't know what they are doing or talking about. This proves how dumb those sheep really are.

[lifelongMOgal]

But, but, but.....the oceans are the greatest contributors to CO2 through the process of evaporation. That dihydrogen monoxide is evil stuff. They must know better than the little people, they must. Man requires dihydrogen monoxide in order to live; and, since man is the cause of global warming, ban dihydrogen monoxide and save the planet from man. Yeah, that's it.

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