This is the second thread of my 'Dumb Laws' thread series showing you some of the retarded laws that have ever been passed.
NOTE: These laws may not have been passed nor enforced. The laws mentioned in this thread are not cited and may contain spoilers. Please read at your own risk.
Alaska
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Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
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This means that if a passenger sees a moose on an airplane, they're going to have a felony on their criminal record.
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While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
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Why would anyone be doing that?
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It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
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Here's a silly question: Why would a moose be on an airplane in the first place?
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No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car in Anchorage
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I didn't know dogs can be tied up to roofs.
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For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road in Achorage
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That's a pretty illegitimate law.
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It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose in Fairbanks
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Like there is anyone who's dumb enough to even do that.
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It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code in Haines
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LOL WUT
Arizona
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Hunting camels is prohibited.
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There's camels in Arizona?
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There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
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What do you think this is? North Dakota?
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Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
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Why the hell would a donkey be in a bathtub in the first place?
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It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
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The lawmakers of Arizona must have been drinking too much water if this law is enforced.
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You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
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I find this hard to masturbate to...
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Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American in Globe.
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I guess Native Americans won't be playing spades with their American friends.
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If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined in Hayden.
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Careful, citizens! Don't mess with these animals or you will be fined!
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No more than six girls may live in any house in Maricopa County.
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I guess parents will have to put their seventh girl up for adoption because the local government of Marcopa are a bunch of jerks.
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One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint in Tempe.
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I guess the spray paints in Tempe are rated M for Mature and children would have to get their parents to buy it for them.
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Women may not wear pants in Tucson.
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I guess women would have frostbit on their legs during the winter as this law prohibits any women from wearing pants.
Corolado
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Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
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I guess my mom can't buy a car on Sunday.
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To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license in Alamosa.
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What kind of license would they need?
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