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[greatblueheron]

LOL...a shining moment indeed!

Our long-national-nightmare-of-peace DID end with bush as I recall...

Originally Posted by RaymondChandlerLives

I love The Onion. Their shining moment, written in January of 2001:

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[carterstamp]

Originally Posted by greatblueheron

Latest from The Onion:
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- Study finds owning cool leather jacket more rewarding than raising children

This is from an actual scientific study.

- CVS poised to be nation's top seller of s#%&#y holiday party gifts for your coworkers

Can't top last year.

- Heavily-armed Karl Rove spotted at top of Electoral College bell tower

After shooting himself in the foot in front of millions of Fox News viewers.

- Tim Tebow puts empty Gatorade cups in wildcat formation on Jets bench

Crafty

- Jessica Simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs

She also lost her mind, but didn't notice until years later.

More next time from The Onion...

I added commentary.

[greatblueheron]

^^^
Not bad, carterstamp!!

[carterstamp]

Originally Posted by greatblueheron

^^^
Not bad, carterstamp!!

My smartassery is genetic.