This Is Going To Be The Best State Of The Union Ever. Why? Congressman Invites Ted Nugent To Attend In The House Chamber
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From a 1977 High Times Interview:
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, **** the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f****** swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't ****, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother*******' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
So, let me ask the folks out there who hold this guy up as a hero, and a spokesperson for the right wing...
Why?
* First of all, anybody who hates democrats is a right-wing hero - nothing else matters.
*Isn't he sort of typical among armchair chickenhawk republicans (except for the crapping - but who knows) like Fox contributors and talking heads, Limbaugh, Hannity, who all love an America at war but want the lower classes to do the fighting?
For one thing, it helps thin out the democratic voting base and also gives them something to watch on TV, so they see it as a win-win-win.
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Originally Posted by Dale Cooper
I'm more interested in knowing why Ted makes liberal heads explode. He says outrageously true and funny things, but I don't know a single person who holds him up as a war hero. Can you be specific with names, please?
Are you paying attention at all, or are you just stuck in reverse?
Not a war hero for sure. Just a good Ayn Rand republican looking out for number one. In Rand-Speak, he is the "superior animal" and a model human - actually, one deserving to rule over others because of his "strength" in getting his way.
Rand authored "The Virtue Of Selfishness" - any wonder why republicans love her and embrace her ideals?
Well, me not being a right winger, but I'll put my nickel in here anyways.
I would have to say the swooners for 'ol Ted must be because he has a big mouth, hunts and has guns.
I think that about covers it. If I left out anything, I'm sure the righties will fill in the blanks of what I missed.
I know this is off topic, but wasn't Teddy fined for illegally killing an animal?
His image is the model outdoors macho "soldier of fortune" type (with a big mouth).
It's hard to believe that anyone who claims to have served in the military would support this ass wipe.
Here's pause for reflection: he is a hero to many "Americans" on this forum who would love to see him in politics, and would vote for him in a fast minute.
Let's see - "President Nugent" - has sort of a ring to it. [puke icon here]
" he was stopped by dignitaries, police, secret service and others who all told him they all support him as he is a American voice for them and their beliefs."
I wonder if Obama's invitee, the ILLEGAL alien, got the same treatment?
Well, I'm sure if Obama's invitee made a veiled threat against him, she would have been.
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