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So, in this season of War on Christmas, let's recap what Jesus stood for...
1. He loved wealth and regarded poor people or anyone unable to provide for themselves as leeches who should either get with the program or die. He wouldn't be out there GIVING them stuff, like that misguided liberal hippie, Mother Teresa. He'd get out and yell at them, "you lazy bums! Pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps and quit being big government moochers!"
2. He wanted everyone to be armed and ready to drop a can of whoop-ass in case the Feds came or the race war started. If he was here today, he would be brandishing his Bushmaster and screaming, "From my cold, dead hands!" Those children that came to him would have received beginner handguns and aiming lessons. His motto was, "don't retreat, reload!"
3. He regarded foreigners and other races with great suspicion.
4. He was a staunch supporter of the death penalty.
5. Even though he spent his whole life in the Middle East, he was White and looked like us - DUH. OBVIOUSLY. We're the Chosen People, after all.
Didn't you know? Isn't it AMAZING how much Jesus and God stands for modern conservative principles!
It's just too bad that we are now straying into the path of sin where we have people claiming Jesus wasn't a white capitalist like us (WHAT?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME). And we even have a pope who - ***GASP*** - says that we should actually help the poor and vulnerable and not idolize wealth! Who IS this evil heretic! Didn't he ever crack open a bible??
He loved wealth and regarded poor people or anyone unable to provide for themselves as leeches who should either get with the program or die. He wouldn't be out there GIVING them stuff, like that misguided liberal, Mother Theresa. He'd get out and yell at them, "you lazy bums! Pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps and quit being big government moochers!"
He wanted everyone to be armed and ready to drop a can of whoop-ass. If he was here today, he would be brandishing his Bushmaster and screaming, "From my cold, dead hands!" Those children that came to him would have received beginner handguns and aiming lessons.
He regarded foreigners and other races with great suspicion.
He was a staunch supporter of the death penalty.
Didn't you know? Isn't it AMAZING how much Jesus / God stands for modern conservative principles!
It's just too bad that we are now straying into the path of sin where we have people claiming Jesus wasn't a white capitalist like us (WHAT?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME). And we even have a pope who - ***GASP*** - says that we should actually help the poor and vulnerable and not idolize wealth! Who IS this heretic! Didn't he ever crack open a bible??
Do you have links or anything for this, or is it just another conservative-bashing, Christian-bashing thread by someone who probably knows nothing of Jesus?
Or perhaps a thinly veiled pro-socialism rant?
Do you have links or anything for this, or is it just another conservative-bashing, Christian-bashing thread by someone who probably knows nothing of Jesus?
Or perhaps a thinly veiled pro-socialism rant?
I know more about Jesus than city-data conservative Christians do.... lol
Jesus was much closer to a socialist than a modern conservative capitalist. That's the obvious reality smacking you guys in the forehead.
I know more about Jesus than city-data conservative Christians do.... lol
Jesus was much closer to a socialist than a modern conservative capitalist. That's the obvious reality smacking you guys in the forehead.
Jesus was a vagrant!
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