What are the best jokes you know about any United States political party? (how much, dollar)

[scatman]

So far, except for two, all of these are pretty good, and in good taste!

[Leona Valley]

What's liberal and has an IQ of 100?

Nothing.

[kayanne]

Best POC thread I've seen in a long time! Thank you OP and contributors!

[PotatoMan]

A Democrat and a Republican approach a group of children. The Democrat says “let’s go screw those kids”. The Republican replies “out of what?”

[Taratova]

Q: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.


BILL DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

[Juxtaposition109]

More please about all parties. There are good jokes about all of them. Thank you

[Myghost]

A rabbi, a Catholic Priest and Trump are on a flight with kids, who are doing charity work in Haiti.

on the way back, the plain has mechanical issues and all the engines fail, but there are only three parachutes. Who gets the parachutes?

The Rabbi says that the kids should get the parachutes, because they have so much life ahead of them.

Trump responds, in usual Trump fashon: "F*** the kids!!!!!"

The Catholic Preist says "Do you think we have time before the plane goes down?"

[mountainrose]

B - Biggest
I - Idiot
D - Democrats
E - Ever
N - Nominated

[Juxtaposition109]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

[Mrs. Skeffington]

Originally Posted by scatman

So far, except for two, all of these are pretty good, and in good taste!

My Obama jokes, right? LOL. Which two out of three?

I know more.