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Hours before inauguration, all the secret transfers take place in the backrooms. Obama is given the nuclear button, the key to the Alien's cell in Area 51 and the special hot-line receiver to the Galactic emperor. Next, Dubya takes him aside and opens up a cage. Out comes a monkey holding a pack of laxatives.
Obama: What's that?
Bush: Okay, remember the ecomoney thing, stuff not going all right? There's actually a control switch. You dial it up, the economy gets better, dial it down and you have job losses. remember the time I choked on a pretzel and passed out? I was playing with the darned thing and had turned it down. When I woke up, the switch was gawn!
Obama: What does the monkey have to do with it?
Bush: Heh, heh. The secret service guys found this monkey. It had stolen the switch while I had passed out and was playing with it for all these years. When they caught him yesterday, he swallowed the darned thing.
Obama: So, how do I get the switch back?
Bush: Heheh, that's why the monkey is holding the pack of laxatives. Good luck!
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