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Doctors reported this morning that Jim "Mad Money" Cramer is resting easily in Cedars Sinai Hospital. "We sent a crew over to the Comedy Central studio, they quickly found both testes underneath the chair he sat in for his interview with John Stewart. After packing them in ice they were rushed back here and successfully reinserted and the n**sack sewn back up".
"Mr. Cramer will probably be releaed on Monday or Tuesday".
After his release, it would be smart for him to leave the country to a place without extradition laws! He digged his own grave by admitting how he manipulated the market/stocks cause the sec didn't know any better. In such stories, is always best to say, 'i saw guys doing such and such...'
Just like him, tons of other criminals out there, but the ones that get sent to prison are the peons..
Doctors reported this morning that Jim "Mad Money" Cramer is resting easily in Cedars Sinai Hospital. "We sent a crew over to the Comedy Central studio, they quickly found both testes underneath the chair he sat in for his interview with John Stewart. After packing them in ice they were rushed back here and successfully reinserted and the n**sack sewn back up".
"Mr. Cramer will probably be releaed on Monday or Tuesday".
golfgod
You need to spend more time on the golf course where your attempt for humor would probably be more appreciated after a few hours spent at the 19th hole...
doctors reported this morning that jim "mad money" cramer is resting easily in cedars sinai hospital. "we sent a crew over to the comedy central studio, they quickly found both testes underneath the chair he sat in for his interview with john stewart. After packing them in ice they were rushed back here and successfully reinserted and the n**sack sewn back up".
"mr. Cramer will probably be releaed on monday or tuesday".
You need to spend more time on the golf course where your attempt for humor would probably be more appreciated after a few hours spent at the 19th hole...
You need to look under the bed for your sense of humor, good grief, cramer is an idiot, signed sealed, and delivered. Of course you bought heavily last fall when he was screaming buy buy buy, and the DOW was at 14,000?
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