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Lol, I've worn one but I'm not about to be looking at my watch while having sex.
Her: What the hell are you doing?
Me: Trying to keep my HR above 170......(breathing hard) shut up and turn around.
Lol
Classic.....reminds me of an old joke.....
Two guys are in a bar.....one has his head bent down and is generally depressed.....his friend turns to him and asks what's wrong?
He takes a sip of his beer and just starts moaning, "same hole, same hole...after thirty years it's the same thing with my wife. Night after night...year after year...same hole! Same hole!".
His friend takes a sip of his beer and says, " well, have you ever tried turnig her over and trying something different?".
His friend picks his head up in alarm and belts out, "what, and take a chance of getting her pregnant!!!"
Two guys are in a bar.....one has his head bent down and is generally depressed.....his friend turns to him and asks what's wrong?
He takes a sip of his beer and just starts moaning, "same hole, same hole...after thirty years it's the same thing with my wife. Night after night...year after year...same hole! Same hole!".
His friend takes a sip of his beer and says, " well, have you ever tried turnig her over and trying something different?".
His friend picks his head up in alarm and belts out, "what, and take a chance of getting her pregnant!!!"
That reminds me of the only contest I've ever won. It was for the best caption of a picture of Obama laughing with Tiger Woods (during the cheating scandal): "Hey, even golf would get boring if you had to play the same hole over and over."
Women are generally bored in bed...you have to be very, very interactive and...."involved" to make sure they never look at you the same way again....kind of like walking into an elevator with a stranger wearing sunglasses, you just really don't know what's going to happen next....make them blush at breakfast.....
For Ron White it's buy them diamonds....for the mere mortals it's physical.....end results the same..."that'll shut em up". Now damit where is that remote!
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but I'm not about to be looking at my watch while having sex.
