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... It needs a bit of updating, BUT REALLY, you can buy Granite and appliances anywhere, but acreage with views like this comes along once in a lifetime!!
I don't think that's bad at all. In fact, I sort of like it. It's selling the greatest feature of the property, while minimizing what will be seen as an obvious flaw.
NICE RANCH IN FRAMINGHAM NORTH,3 + BEDROOMS ,1 FULL BATH ,NICE LEVEL YARD , NEW FLOORING IN LIVING AND DINING ROOM ,THIS RANCH HAS 4 BEDROOMS BUT 1 BEDROOM IS BEEN USE AS A WALKING CLOSET , LARGE FAMILY ROOM ,CLOSE TO THE PIKE ,SHOPPING AREA AND THE YMCA. LOCATION ,LOCATION,LOCATION.
Somebody better catch that closet!! Also, this person's general mastery of the use of tense in the English language is quite impressive.
Originally Posted by MikeJaquish Also:
"TAKE THIS ONE TO A LENDER....and get LAUGHED Out of the Office!!! COLD HARD CASH Buys this House. Just Count the Ben Franklins until the Seller Says STOP! GREAT FLOOR PLAN & the Squatters Thought So Too! Don't mind the 5-Gallon Bucket Toilette! This Home is NOT FAR FROM RENTAL INCOME. Nicest Kitchen Cabinets in the Neighborhood, Hopefully they are Here When you Close."
This is targeted marketing, aimed directly at rehabbers that don't mind house sitting after dark to protect their new appliances until sold
I just ran across this one. It has been on the market 45 days:
"Get your offers in immediately as I have a high interest level"
Guess it never occurred to some agents that they should "update" their listing language periodically
I've been seeing this issue a lot lately in the listing remarks. Many end like this:
"No showings until first open house June 17th 1-3 PM"
Meanwhile, it's October. Update your listings much?
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