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If I'm heading to the grocery store and I ask "what do you want for dinner this week?" and you answer "I don't care" then DON'T complain when you get vegetarian chili or pasta primavera for dinner!
*beats chest* Where's my meat...ugga bugga...me man....me need meat!
Knowing my wit, and my personality, if my SO asked me "what do you want from the grocery store?" My answer to that would not have to do with food, but would inevitably get me kicked off of this forum.
Knowing my wit, and my personality, if my SO asked me "what do you want from the grocery store?" My answer to that would not have to do with food, but would inevitably get me kicked off of this forum.
I didn't know you could get kicked off of this board for saying "Ziploc Freezer Bags."
No, see...that's the thing. It's not the penis that gets away, it's the stream. You can have your manhood pointed in one direction, but the pee will fly out at a crazy angle.
listen to this man. just as we'll never understand the pain of childbirth, you people will never understand the sheer terror we feel when the stream comes out in a direction we don't expect.
Knowing my wit, and my personality, if my SO asked me "what do you want from the grocery store?" My answer to that would not have to do with food, but would inevitably get me kicked off of this forum.
well, yes I think every man will wiz along the rim, however, if they're house trained, they should clean it up?
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Originally Posted by HurricaneDC
yeah, I've hit the rim when it comes out uncontrollably, but guess what? I act like a homo sapiens and not a neanderthal and clean it up. Hell, if I go in to a public restroom and there's **** on the seat, I'll unravel a ton of toilet paper and clean it up before sitting down.
Wiping it up still leaves residue on which bacteria can fester... unless you are spraying it with a cleaner every time you dribble. I don't know anyone who does that, LOL! It's easier just to wipe it up without cleaner, and leave the seat down to prevent contact with anything else (i.e. pets).
Wiping it up still leaves residue on which bacteria can fester... unless you are spraying it with a cleaner every time you dribble. I don't know anyone who does that, LOL! It's easier just to wipe it up without cleaner, and leave the seat down to prevent contact with anything else (i.e. pets).
They make Clorox Wipes that will clean it up and rid the area of bacteria, while making it smell much better.
That's typically what I do, unless it's in the middle of the night, where I just wipe it up with TP.
[quote=macgeek;18676573]The Man Rules a basic guide for women and relationships
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
Yes, but don't use this for a pass to be insensitive.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Of course we don't hear you complaining, because you're not in danger of falling in. That darned sensitivity thing agian.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Agree, just let me be with whatever I want to do on my own while you watch the sports.
1. Crying is blackmail. So is mock anger and indignation.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
When I ask for what I want, try not to let the answer (in word or deed) be NO quite so much.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Remember this when you want a detailed answer to a question you ask us.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
When we do come to you with a problem, don't tell us to solve it on our own, or act as if we are taking advantage of you if we ask for help.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
If this rule works both ways, agree.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Can't relate to this one. I think logically.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Agree.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
Can't relate. TV watching is pleasure best enjoyed alone.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
And this is men have been accused of being the equivalent of bears with orangecrate furniture.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
It might not be nice, but it sure is natural.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.
Don't ask me what's wrong if you don't want to know.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Agree. The question is, can your ego take the turnabout.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
Any woman who would take fashion advice from a heterosexual male might be barking up the wrong tree.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
I respect my mate's mental privacy. I avoid asking him what he's thinking.
1. You have enough clothes.
For YOU, maybe.
1. You have too many shoes. Stop fronting, you know you love it.
1. Thank you for reading this. Thank you for writing this. It speaks to courage, given the climate of 2011's state of male-female relationships.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; Yes, the doghouse was occupied.
But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
Yeah, right.
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