Relationship Chat Thread #17 (married, love, pictures, like)

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Wow, another Lorena Bobbitt! Guys, be afraid! Be very afraid!

GARDEN GROVE, Calif. — A Southern California woman was in custody Tuesday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal.

Police say California woman drugged estranged husband, cut off penis, used garbage disposal - The Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/police-say-california-woman-drugged-estranged-husband-cut-off-penis-used-garbage-disposal/2011/07/12/gIQAG9AxAI_story.html - broken link)

Ouch. Lorena Bobbit virus... Turnes a 5 1/4 inch hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

That is adding insult to injury.

[Hawk J]

I hope he doesn't have to take a leak.

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by SD4020

Ouch. Lorena Bobbit virus... Turnes a 5 1/4 inch hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

That is adding insult to injury.

The owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch hired John Wayne Bobbit, as a bartender.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by Hawk J

The owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch hired John Wayne Bobbit, as a bartender.

Evidently the addadicktome procedure didn't work./

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Wow, another Lorena Bobbitt! Guys, be afraid! Be very afraid!

GARDEN GROVE, Calif. — A Southern California woman was in custody Tuesday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal.

Police say California woman drugged estranged husband, cut off penis, used garbage disposal - The Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/police-say-california-woman-drugged-estranged-husband-cut-off-penis-used-garbage-disposal/2011/07/12/gIQAG9AxAI_story.html - broken link)

So according to the story they've only been married since December and were in the process of getting a divorce.

Wow. Great material for a thread. C-D should offer an honorarium to Ms. Becker if she joins this forum - I'm sure they'd be more than satisfied. Heck, just the poems alone I could write with someone like that on-board!

[SifuPhil]

Becker Limerick #1

There once was a broad out in Cally
Who found out her husband did dally
Then she slipped him some dope
Tied him up with some rope
And converted his bulge to a valley

[Irishiis49]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

So according to the story they've only been married since December and were in the process of getting a divorce.

Wow. Great material for a thread. C-D should offer an honorarium to Ms. Becker if she joins this forum - I'm sure they'd be more than satisfied. Heck, just the poems alone I could write with someone like that on-board!

The story would be even better if her last name was Pecker

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Irishiis49

The story would be even better if her last name was Pecker

Then they'd finally share something in common - they'd both be ex-Peckers.

[Prince_Frog]

Man that east coast sub was good from penn station.

I don't get to eat it often, but when I do, it's soooo good! But there fries are salty as heck!

[Johnny Vanderburgh]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Wow, another Lorena Bobbitt! Guys, be afraid! Be very afraid!

GARDEN GROVE, Calif. — A Southern California woman was in custody Tuesday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal.

Police say California woman drugged estranged husband, cut off penis, used garbage disposal - The Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/police-say-california-woman-drugged-estranged-husband-cut-off-penis-used-garbage-disposal/2011/07/12/gIQAG9AxAI_story.html - broken link)

Death penalty.