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Alright, champs, here's a fun thread for you, and a little antler education/indoctrination is requested
I'm working from home today. Called out sick, but not sick enough to not work out. So I set my automated algorithms to continue doing my job, even programmed them to send calculated email messages when people email looking for me. One of the wonders of blending IBM lotus and MS Outlook. They are so good that they start working and doing my job even when I board the train and walk into the office in a relaxed fashion.
Anyway, this pregnant woman has been playing eye games with me for a while now. She'd trail me around and keep track of what I'm doing. Always take machines in the vicinity. And I admit it, I did it twice But hey, there aren't many step mills around.
So I can tell she is watching me, I'd look and then she'll pretend innocent and wipe some sweat or drink water. Today, I took the adjacent step mill. Not my fault. And she was diligently watching me enter my age, then my weight. I was somewhat annoyed at the invasion of privacy. Any idea what kind of nuke war will break out if I were watching a lady enter her weight. So I entered 300 pounds and I looked at her. She shook her head. What does that mean anyway?
So out of curiosity, I googled, "are pregnant women sexually aroused all the time?"
Pregnant woman are always on the prowl for fresh meat, in an endless quest for future babydaddies.
Honest question: do you have a bit of a lactation fetish?
In India, I remember I squeezed the udder for the jet of milk to siphon into my mouth, I was like aaaaaaaaa and it was full of white foamy yum
I was barely 12, but it was a cow, you know the one with four legs
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But hey, there aren't many step mills around.
