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Procure a woman of quetionable virtue, then ask her to talk to you for a while, then pay her to polish your helmet. It'll build confidence and calm you down!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In all seriousness to the OP. I think you should probably go seek counseling. Your paranoia towards women seems extreme.
It happened again today at the laundromat ... There was a woman about my age, didn't appear to be out of my league in the looks department ...
We made a bit of eye contact as she drove into the parking lot and I was outside, but I was too afraid to even say hi to her when she came in after me and started putting clothes in the dryer two dryers over from where I was taking clothes out. I didn't make eye contact again, and left as soon as I could. As I left, I saw out of the corner of my eye that she was kind of staring at me. But that just made me want to get out of there all the sooner, although it felt good to be stared at by a pretty woman.
The excuse I made to myself to not even talk to her was that I'd taken a walk while my laundry had been drying, and so I said "I probably stink, I'd better not talk to her 'cause she'll be grossed out by the smell"
He who hesitates is lost
Try harder - you are the only person who can live your life!
It happened again today at the laundromat ... There was a woman about my age, didn't appear to be out of my league in the looks department ...
We made a bit of eye contact as she drove into the parking lot and I was outside, but I was too afraid to even say hi to her when she came in after me and started putting clothes in the dryer two dryers over from where I was taking clothes out. I didn't make eye contact again, and left as soon as I could. As I left, I saw out of the corner of my eye that she was kind of staring at me. But that just made me want to get out of there all the sooner, although it felt good to be stared at by a pretty woman.
The excuse I made to myself to not even talk to her was that I'd taken a walk while my laundry had been drying, and so I said "I probably stink, I'd better not talk to her 'cause she'll be grossed out by the smell"
How do you know? I once knew a gorgeous chick with a thing for sniffing guys armpits.... If you hugged her and you smelled manly, didn't matter... it was over.
To an extent. But if that includes excessive sweatiness, then no.
Usually when we say we like a man who "smells like a man," we mean he smells like Right Guard v. floral. And AFAIK, neoroli, woods and patchouli don't naturally occur in the human body.
Because you are smart and have innate self-preservation instincts.
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