If dogs could talk: would you rather spend time with a talking dog or be in a relationship? (family, sex)

[TaoistDude]

Originally Posted by malamute

Dogs might be into dog-ma.

Don't get me started on bad, dogs chasing karma jokes.

[cremebrulee]

Originally Posted by Aganusn

Besides the assumption that this relationship would require marriage (which isn't your fault, but our society), I agree.

oh no, I realize, that marriage is an onset by society and our families...society dictates that you have to be married to be successful...

I was commenting on that particular fact...and should have stated that, but it's any relationship/partnership/marriage/ friendship/companionship and yes, marriage.

I think the younger generation is starting to realize this, hopefully...

[stan4]

I wouldn't trade my relationship, but I sure as hell would pay a lot of money to hear what my dog is thinking, even for just a few minutes.

And, no...I don't believe in pet psychics.

[Thursday007]

Talking Dogs - Want My Mama - YouTube

[jp03]

Originally Posted by Ron.

I can't wait to get the replies.



so, would you rather be with a talking dog or in a relationship?



this should be interesting........oh, explain why.

cuckoo..cuckoo...cuckoo

[RiippaKiwi]

With a dog

[swanstone1]

I always thought that Cesar-The Dog Whisperer's advice for dogs worked identically for men! Wanted to write a small book on it. Same basic psychology.....

But, I reserve answering this until my doggies balls get snipped next week and he learns to control his humping! Oh wait...another man metaphor?????

[Trimac20]

Dogs were purposely bred to be in the infantile state and kiss our undeserving asses. I don't know, I love dogs, but a part of me sometimes thinks there's something wrong with that, like we're stunting dogs for our own convenience/enjoyment/needs, and so that we can 'feel loved'. Not that I don''t appreciate it, I just take for granted.

[greatblueheron]

I go with dog too.....

Originally Posted by SD4020

The more I am around people to more I like my dog(s).

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

A relationship. No contest.

Having sex with a dog would be...socially unacceptable.

Heard some have tried a donkey.