If dogs could talk: would you rather spend time with a talking dog or be in a relationship? (women, friend)

[LittleDolphin]

Love my doggie, but will stick with my DH...who brings me coffee in bed and trouble-shoots my computer and compliments me on my cooking. The dog? Not so much. He just wolfs down the food and looks for more--not one compliment--ever. One other favorite thing about my DH? No poop bags needed, and so far, he's not messed on the carpet.

[HurricaneDC]

Does this dog still give you unconditional love like a normal, non-talking one?

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

Having sex with a dog would be...socially unacceptable.

"Progress" will take care of it. Just look how many other things were socially unacceptable a few short years or decades ago...

[Trimac20]

Originally Posted by HurricaneDC

Does this dog still give you unconditional love like a normal, non-talking one?

He might be like Brian from 'Family Guy' .

[Ron.]

WOW, some of you clearly would prefer dogs...........poor things(not you, the dogs)


Well they do say all men are dogs...........

[Chicagoland60426]

Be in a relationship..... a dog is not even of the same genus as me, so there is no chance of intimacy w/o it being considered beastiality.

[Northside904]

Ron....dude....REALLY?....REALLY? I'll take a relationship any day. I have two dogs and while I love them, I expect a conversation other than barking.

[wordlife]

Originally Posted by Ron.

I can't wait to get the replies.



so, would you rather be with a talking dog or in a relationship?



this should be interesting........oh, explain why.

Ron,

Most men are already in relationships with talking dogs, but they don't want to admit it.

[DrEarth]

Relationship. I can't boink a dog.

[Dea13]

Originally Posted by DrEarth

Relationship. I can't boink a dog.

Well, you could but that would be a thread for a whole different forum!