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Originally Posted by onihC
Normally, whenever someone talks about their failed relationship we will hear that it was the other person’s fault “He was such a monster…She was such a drama queen” and so on. Has a relationship ever failed because of you and what did you learn and/or change?
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It's always the guy's fault.
1) He's not good looking enough or he's so good looking that he is constantly encouraged to cheat.
2) He wasn't born to money.
3) 1 & 2 means he lacks sufficient confidence.
4) He hasn't got a job.
5) He works too hard on the job he has.
6) He doesn't kiss azz, or with enough enthusiasm.
7) He does kiss it but failed to ask "How low?"
8) He is too truthful.
9) He doesn't lie convincingly.
10) He's trying too hard to please her and eventually snaps.
11) He is in constant communication with her and therefore isn't giving her space.
12) He doesn't keep in constant contact.
13) He's not satisfying her in bed.
14) He's a "sex machine" that wants it 3 times a week, 2- 3 times more than she does.
15) He looks at other women.
16) He doesn't appreciate women.
17) He occasionally watches porn.
18) He's so clueless, he doesn't know front from back!
19) He's cheap.
20) He never has any money.
21) He doesn't cook food that I like and forgets to iron the pillow cases.
22) He can't do housework.
Sorry. I could go on but have to go back to work.
Safe to say, a prime candidate for success is a confident, good looking guy from a wealthy family (who hid his trust fund in a tax haven) who is a consumate liar and can abuse women without leaving a mark on them.
I've never seen one of 'em fail. Of course, they dump a lot of women when they get bored.