13 Reasons why Nice Girls are the Best (kiss, sex, call)

[Jedi000]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

lol. Some of these are general things women generally have, like the hygiene points. Those aren't just for the "good women" to have.

Good women are the best. Just like good men are the best. I don't know why this is so hard to understand.

^ This. People (mostly adults) love to make things more complicated than they really are.

[JustJulia]

Originally Posted by Ascension2012

My God Ipfan, did you move up in rank of white knighthood?

Is the next rank up a white bishop?

[srjth]

Nice post, OP.

[Lilac110]

Originally Posted by lpfan921

They know how to stroke his ego just right.

In every OP there is a line or sentence that gives away the writer's true desire or intent. For this one, the above would be it.

[Lilac110]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

I'm picturing that scene in Groundhog Day where Andie MacDowell describes her perfect man, and Bill Murray muses, "Me ... me ... also me ... I am really close here."

Good luck finding your nice girl. (I mean it.) Just keep in mind that she might fill all these criteria and still have other personality traits left over--stuff that might not fit your ideal so much. You will have to assess her as a whole person.

I'm thinking of the scene in Coming to America when Eddie Murphy meets his future wife for the arranged marriage and no matter what he asks her, she says, "Whatever you like."

And we all know how that worked out.

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by Lilac110

I'm thinking of the scene in Coming to America when Eddie Murphy meets his future wife for the arranged marriage and no matter what he asks her, she says, "Whatever you like."

And we all know how that worked out.

Bark like a dog. Bark like a big dog. Hop on one leg.

[srjth]

Originally Posted by Raena77

Bark like a dog. Bark like a big dog. Hop on one leg.

She had no personality or self-respect though. If I remember correctly, the girl he really liked was still really nice.

[filihok]

Aside from the last one, and that's totally cliche, nothing about this [concocted] woman sounds overly appealing.

[Djuna]

Generally when people want someone nice", it simply means they want someone who never argues with them and is easily controlled.

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by Djuna

Generally when people want someone nice", it simply means they want someone who never argues with them and is easily controlled.

A wussy?