Do you have certain questions that you try to remember to ask within the first few dates? (girlfriend, girl)

[NilaJones]

...and if so, what are they? And are there things that you listen for?

[Rhenzanite]

-Don't you think I'd look pretty in a big white dress?
-What do you think our children would look like?
-Do you think I should see a doctor about this rash?
-How do I compare to your last girlfriend?

All on the first date.

[NilaJones]

::laughing::

[the_dimwit]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Would you be willing to put the lotion in the basket?
What is the flight distance of an unladen swallow?

--Dim

[Swampmonster]

Can I see a picture of your mom to see what you may look like later?

Does Mongolian pork give you the squirts too?

Do you believe in Bigfoot or have you ever been probed by space aliens?

[TabulaRasa]

Bahahah!

I don't really have stock questions, per se, but in those early-on stages, I try to really pick up on cues in the conversation that tell me about his other relationships...not romantic relationships, but how/if he talks about friends, how/if he talks about family. Those relationships are very telling.

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by the_dimwit

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Would you be willing to put the lotion in the basket?
What is the flight distance of an unladen swallow?

--Dim

As opposed to a laden swallow?lmao

[TheHurricaneKid]

Originally Posted by JetJockey

-Don't you think I'd look pretty in a big white dress?
-What do you think our children would look like?
-Do you think I should see a doctor about this rash?
-How do I compare to your last girlfriend?

All on the first date.

1) Yes.
2) The boy would look like you and the girl will look like me
3) That's between you and your doctor
4) I don't like to think about my last girlfriend

[TheHurricaneKid]

Originally Posted by TabulaRasa

Bahahah!

I don't really have stock questions, per se, but in those early-on stages, I try to really pick up on cues in the conversation that tell me about his other relationships...not romantic relationships, but how/if he talks about friends, how/if he talks about family. Those relationships are very telling.

What if their family is ****ty? Would you be willing to date them still?

[the_dimwit]

Originally Posted by muleskinner

As opposed to a laden swallow?lmao

lol...I got nothing.

--Dim