Best scams (reasons) for approaching women (movies, attractive, conversation, looking)

[OzzyRules]

What is the best type of phony two-faced method of approaching a woman you are interested in, in order to make conversation? Like a fake scenario where you have to engage her in conversation.

I am NOT good with the typical pick up lines. (Are you an athlete, because you've been running around my mind all day. Etc)

[OdysseusNY]

i want to like you, given the username, but i think you're probably not going about this very constructively...

just say hello. have a drink or two first if it helps. be funny soon and frequently. be attractive, don't be unattractive

[NilaJones]

How about, 'You seem nice, so I thought I'd come up and talk to you.'

For 'nice' you can substitute anything that is not visual. E.g. don't say, 'You are pretty so I thought...'

[the minx]

I had a guy ask me about yogurt in the store. I also had a guy who approached me on a running trail because I was limping.

I dated both of them.

[Raena77]

Hey you should get that movie I saw it in theatre it's soooo good. Worth your money. Do like mystery movies? Yeah I saw this and that, its actually a combo but better. The next one is out soon if you wanna see it with me here's my #, if not that's fine.

Then walk away.

[OdysseusNY]

Originally Posted by the minx

approached me on a running trail because I was limping

yeah but that's just like being tossed a softball if you're a guy looking for an in. especially if you're actually a helpful guy

[dave nz]

No Idea, I just strike up conversation with whatever I want

[Prince_Frog]

I always find conversation to be the best reason to approach a woman.

[the minx]

Originally Posted by OdysseusNY

yeah but that's just like being tossed a softball if you're a guy looking for an in. especially if you're actually a helpful guy

Not every guy can catch, even when the toss is perfect.

[OdysseusNY]

Originally Posted by the minx

Not every guy can catch, even when the toss is perfect.

i was going for a "hit a home run" analogy but apparently not every guy can use idioms well either