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Location: Huntersville/Charlotte, NC and Washington, DC
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I nearly had an embarrassing situation tonight. I was hanging out with this girl at a party that I kind of have a thing for (trust me she is gorgeous.) So we get to talking and she mentions that she is donating her hair to locks of love. So I kind of touch her hair and say like "aw great cause but damn this is great hair to have cut off." After that, something kind of happens "down South." I have a rise in "levels" and the "mast" "rises" to "full." (Enough euphemisms, I had an erection in a public setting.)
Luckily two things happened that prevented this from becoming a catastrophe. One, I'm not as "blessed" as some peers "in the South." Two, I had jeans which kept the "situation" under control.
So guys, have you ever had your "hot dog" go H.A.M. (not talking food ham) in a public setting and ran a risk of embarrassment?
I'm not a man, but I must say I'd be embarrassed for any guy that I spotted sporting one in public. Size regardless, I'd probably think they were inexperienced to be so easily excited.
Hope you're not beating yourself up over this. It does happen to me once in a great while, especially since I haven't had sex in so long.
It happens to most guys.
It happened to me this morning, watching the news at the gas station. A weather...-lady came on to show the weather. Not very attractive, but a very revealing top. Her voice was really soft and flowing. All things coming together, I knew something was approaching. I also noticed, looking around to see if any one else noticed (the weather-lady), most of the guys were staring and the women just gave a death-stares. It didn't last long, it was 20degrees this morning.
most of the guys were staring and the women just gave a death-stares. It didn't last long, it was 20degrees this morning.
Who even notices that? Who are these people? Are you sure you weren't imagining these "death-stares" at you?? Most people are busy paying for gas or their other purchases, or walking around the aisles getting items to buy.
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