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Originally Posted by Sonnenwende
A big truck doesn't necessarily have to be about overcompensating, especially if it is a work truck. If it is all decked out with truck nutz and whatnot, I automatically assume he is a d-bag.
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I think a tricked-out or jacked-up truck is a way that
men with small brains compensate for their
other issues.
The small brain comes first.
But guys who drive big trucks for work-related reasons are really sexy to me.
Cases in point:
At my old gym in the South, there is a
Personal Trainer who's an internationally-famous fitness model. He was conceived out-of-wedlock by young teens, and raised by his grandparents. This surely gave him self-esteem issues. He's a gentle soul, an
intellectual underachiever, and one of the most beautiful men I've ever laid eyes on. He's been lifting since junior high... often into the wee hours of the morning... out in the garage. He's six feet tall, blond, and astonishingly graceful - particularly when a camera is recording him in motion. He drove a big, noisy pickup truck with those gargantuan tires that held it four feet off the ground. That's why I refused to make him
my Personal Trainer. My Decorator and Ad Man also failed to hire him, because of that stupid truck. We're all dumbstruck by his beauty, though.
His underwear shots by famous photographers show an
outline that tells me the number '8' would designate. I'm used to better, but I think that puts him in the top two percent - right? He's not compensating for
that part of himself. However, his chest shows a bit of 'gyno', and I'm guessing the
berries dried up, completely, years ago, because of
'chemicals'. The berries don't show in the underwear shots at all. And he let his girlfriend put makeup on him for his early non-pro shots, then let the photographers' idiot 'stylists' give him a silly little
Mark-from-Ugly-Betty haircut. He used to have beautiful Bama Bangs, before fame metrosexualized him. Somebody ruined his lips with collagen. I don't know if his current vehicles include that stupid truck.
On the other hand, at the same gym, there's a
Building Contractor, who looks like a young Robert Redford would have looked, if he'd been enhanced with big muscles - and big
junk. His shoulders are naturally wide, and his pelvis is impossibly narrow: so he had a head-start even before he packed on the muscle. He was seated at the triceps push-down thingie, once, and I looked straight down into the whorl of hair at the crown of his scalp, from maybe a foot away. I could not see any skin at all. That's how thick his hair is. And his butt is beyond belief. Painter's pants, Carhartts.... any pants, even loose gym shorts, that he wears hug the outlines of those glutei maximi like you wouldn't believe. And that big basket balances them so well, in the profile view. I haven't seen him naked, but those who have say he's got
a lot of everything - including tuchis abundantly furred in a wonderful light red-brown color. And following a description of the World's most stunning derriere, I hear about the view from the opposite direction:
"And Gloria, it's obvious that he's never done anything even resembling a steroid. Not even once. Not even cortisone for a sports injury. Those things are big."
This guy drives a huge
dually extended-cab pickup truck. But it's a work truck. And
it makes no noise. He has nothing to compensate for, and he gets plenty of attention, already, so he doesn't need "performance mufflers". He's got twenty or so jobs going at any one time, and is building a multi-million-Dollar personal residence in the state's top neighborhood. He never looks metrosexual or stylized. Wonderful Bama Bangs haircut - never any forehead showing, and never any clothing that looks like he's
styling. Big brain, big body, big junk, big income.... he's a winner. And his big
(but quiet and totally factory-spec) work truck enhances the total package.
Two guys, two trucks, two motivations...
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