Strange/Abrupt end to Coffee date... (couple, reason, serious, people)

[JustJulia]

Oh dear. And then nothing? LATER!

[Fern Rock]

He OD'd on caffeine, had a heart rate of 200 bpm, rushed himself to the hospital, got admitted to the cardiac floor, and is now swearing off coffee.

[strawberrykiki]

Oh bummer. Maybe he's just rude then. I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt maybe he had an explosive situation... Why sit there and chat with someone for 2 hours and then leave so quickly. Weird! Oh well. I've had dates that I thought went really well and I didn't hear from the person again. You just never know. Onto the next!

[meaning]

LOL. I agree with other posters. He most probably sharted. Coffee's effect on me is more of laxative. It does not perk me up. It makes me poop. LOOOL!

I just can't believe at 40 he is not mature and normal enough to excuse himself if he needs to go to bathroom. I have no qualms telling anyone I meet for 1st time, and I've had quite a lot of 1st time only meets, that I need a bathroom break.

In fact that's what I do the moment we take a seat. I have a small bladder I believe and I can't pretend not to be human and had to go when I had to no matter who you are, if I need to go, I gotta go to the bathroom. LOL.

[jsun556]

If I shart and I like the date, I'd just go to the bathroom and shove my underoos in the garbage can then come back out all like

Then, when we're old and married for 50 years and on our deathbeds, I'd be like "Remember our first date? I sharted." to make her laugh.

[2mares]

Originally Posted by jsun556

If I shart and I like the date, I'd just go to the bathroom and shove my underoos in the garbage can then come back out all like

Then, when we're old and married for 50 years and on our deathbeds, I'd be like "Remember our first date? I sharted." to make her laugh.

Or cry. Not sure I'd want that as a last remembrance.

[jsun556]

Originally Posted by 2mares

Or cry. Not sure I'd want that as a last remembrance.

Surely you must mean cry from laughter. If not, then we'd never work out.

[srjth]

I think coffee IS a laxative.

[Ruth4Truth]

Originally Posted by jsun556

If I shart and I like the date, I'd just go to the bathroom and shove my underoos in the garbage can then come back out all like

Then, when we're old and married for 50 years and on our deathbeds, I'd be like "Remember our first date? I sharted." to make her laugh.

Laughter on one's deathbed is good. I like how you plan ahead.

[runnergirl92]

Originally Posted by jsun556

If I shart and I like the date, I'd just go to the bathroom and shove my underoos in the garbage can then come back out all like

Then, when we're old and married for 50 years and on our deathbeds, I'd be like "Remember our first date? I sharted." to make her laugh.

LOL.

Thanks for the laugh.

Oh well. Thanks everyone for your replies.