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Old 11-30-2017, 04:20 PM
 
Location: Nantahala National Forest, NC
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At a party, someone asked him where his girlfriend was...he said she was sick.

I said "that's too bad"
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Old 11-30-2017, 07:53 PM
 
Location: Jacksonville
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It was something like ''So do you! You're so effing hot. You're just so intoxicating to look at!'' in reply to her telling me ''You have beautiful brown eyes''. We exchanged a few words before this, but it was mostly nothing, really.
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Old 12-01-2017, 05:46 AM
 
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"Ah..ah...I...I...um...ummm..ah...ah...."
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Old 12-01-2017, 06:13 AM
 
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The first words were either
Why are you married to the wrong woman
or
I don't recall running a fuel report and sticking the tanks so no, I will not sign your delivered BOL.
Follow procedure properly next time.
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Old 12-01-2017, 05:31 PM
 
Location: London U.K.
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My first words were, “Ten thirty”, it was a lame line that worked.
As she looked quizzically at me in the South London bar, I said,
“Oh I’m sorry, I thought I heard you ask what the time was.”
She smiled, and I took the ball and ran with it.
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Old 12-02-2017, 01:53 AM
 
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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"What"?
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Old 12-02-2017, 08:19 AM
 
Location: New Yawk
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“Is that a slide rule in your pocket?”

We met in a math class.
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Old 12-02-2017, 08:27 AM
 
Location: Columbia SC
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Can I see your ID card please. I was working as a doorman at a night club.
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Old 12-02-2017, 04:25 PM
 
Location: Central Florida
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I said, "I think you're sitting in my seat."
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