Comfortable enough with bodily functions (wives, men, lover, older)
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I didn't say it was OK. I just said how it is. lol
I should've pointed out that I was talking about in the privacy of our home.
Ok, LOL. It just sounded funny. I guess if you said excuse after a fart it just makes the situation worse. Best to just pretend it didnt happen.
My boss has gone through prostate cancer over the past year, now two knee replacements. With all he went through (I won't go into detail although he did) and at his age he could not always help passing gas. I just ignored it. Your body often betrays you.
OP, he knows it's rude and offensive. He's giving everyone in the room his opinion of them, most likely. Who knows, maybe he hates his job, and this is his not-so-passive aggressive way of "voicing" his frustrations.
Has he ever done that in the break room when a supervisor or boss was present? Probably not. See what I mean?
Weird in that environment. I quickly became immune to all things bodily-related with my current bf. My former husband did not prepare me, lol.
I don't even know if I got a full week before he started passing gas loudly while we were in bed. Maybe a few more days before he would follow me into the restroom when I had to pee if we were out someplace and drinking (at friends, not a public place). I hear him burp sometimes on the phone now - but he's in his truck or by himself on the ranch normally.
I will say he is nice enough to use the back bathroom for #2. But, he probably will let me know how it went. (He does have gastro problems, so it's all a common enough topic of discussion.) He keeps me pretty updated on if he has to poop (on the way to work or at work) or how many times he pooped that day. It's no longer a shocker to me to have him come in the bathroom when I go to pee (and yes, I did have the door shut) and he'll just walk over and turn on the shower and pee at the same time. (Again, I repeat - my ex-husband did not prepare me at all.)
At the same time, he came upstairs this morning gagging. Real gagging. His dog had pooped inside and just seeing it messed him up. Good grief - no, it wasn't pleasant cleaning it up, but it was hardly gag-inducing. I should have taken a photo and the next time he started grossing me out with too many details pulled it back out to show him. j/k
I might have to hook up with a guy who can burp a song. Just sayin...
Funniest thread for a while! My little sister used to be able to burp the song "Why oh why did I ever leave Wyoming". Now I'm going to have to remind her of that.
When I was single, I remember thinking "at what point is it OK to...." (fill in the blank). Burping and farting were the main things, along with disclosure of criminal history (just kidding).
Behavior described by the OP is boorish and low-class/tacky. His supposed GF must be the same. And yeah, pretty sure he wouldn't do it with the boss there.
Ok, LOL. It just sounded funny. I guess if you said excuse after a fart it just makes the situation worse. Best to just pretend it didnt happen.
My boss has gone through prostate cancer over the past year, now two knee replacements. With all he went through (I won't go into detail although he did) and at his age he could not always help passing gas. I just ignored it. Your body often betrays you.
That reminds me, just last week, someone was relaying something they'd overheard, where a woman who was in a NEW relationship with a guy, ended up having to go to the ER with terrible cramping and stomach pains. Turns out, she just had a lot of pent up gas because she refused to fart around her new boyfriend. lol
Weird in that environment. I quickly became immune to all things bodily-related with my current bf. My former husband did not prepare me, lol.
I don't even know if I got a full week before he started passing gas loudly while we were in bed. Maybe a few more days before he would follow me into the restroom when I had to pee if we were out someplace and drinking (at friends, not a public place). I hear him burp sometimes on the phone now - but he's in his truck or by himself on the ranch normally.
I will say he is nice enough to use the back bathroom for #2. But, he probably will let me know how it went. (He does have gastro problems, so it's all a common enough topic of discussion.) He keeps me pretty updated on if he has to poop (on the way to work or at work) or how many times he pooped that day. It's no longer a shocker to me to have him come in the bathroom when I go to pee (and yes, I did have the door shut) and he'll just walk over and turn on the shower and pee at the same time. (Again, I repeat - my ex-husband did not prepare me at all.)
At the same time, he came upstairs this morning gagging. Real gagging. His dog had pooped inside and just seeing it messed him up. Good grief - no, it wasn't pleasant cleaning it up, but it was hardly gag-inducing. I should have taken a photo and the next time he started grossing me out with too many details pulled it back out to show him. j/k
A couple of months ago, I sat in my husband's recliner and used his TV tray to eat a bowl of oatmeal. I accidentally dribbled a little bit of milk on the coffee tray, and forgot to clean it up. (It was a couple of drops).
My husband comes home, sits in his chair, sees the milk, and has a figurative cow about it. LOL Telling me how offended he was, and how disgusting it was. LOL
Yeah....and HE farts in my general direction. LOLOL
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