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C'mon... the day after the proposal..?! You’ll kill everything childish and romantic in me…
LOL. Ya know, after reading that I guess I should call him my fiance now. At first it sounds wierd to me, but I'm liking it more and more....
Okay -- to add back to your childish and romantic I got a text message at 3 this morning that said "It's nice to be home, but I can't sleep without your arm around me"
LOL. Ya know, after reading that I guess I should call him my fiance now. At first it sounds wierd to me, but I'm liking it more and more....
Okay -- to add back to your childish and romantic I got a text message at 3 this morning that said "It's nice to be home, but I can't sleep without your arm around me"
**sorry to hijack** back to the thread at hand!
Awww... thank you! My childish and romantic supply is quite depleted and can use a fill-up...
Now if somebody tells me the same of a straight guy , I’ll die and go to heaven…
No, not married women. That's one line I won't cross. I have hooked-up with women that I knew would give me an STD. No condom...no problem. (I was young, dumb and full of **** back then) I think that I may have had every S.T.D. B-Z. It would just always happen at the wrong time. After getting a Gold-Card at the local clinic, I had to just slow down.
Many thanks to the bunch of reps and private messages about my last post in this thread. Mention Satan..win a kewpie I guess.
I guess I could write a super long diatribe about behelzibub(I called her "sherry" BTW), but I'm just glad I can laugh about it occasionally now.
I worked in a toy department for awhile...
One day they called me up to the customer service..
When I got up there I saw this kinda pretty lady with the dark make-up, elvis dark hair, the black nails, you know, a "goth"...
The girl behind the desk says "you gotta hear this"..
The goth lady says I want to return this doll...
I say what's wrong with it?..
She says "it works without batteries"..
I say can you show me?..
She says it only does it around her house...
I ask her if there's other strange things happening at her house..
She says yes..
I then ask her if she'd like me to come over and perform an exorcism!..
She looks at me, hands on hips, rather crossly, sorta doubting, thinking I'm joking and says "well, what are your qualifications?"..
And I said "maam, I was married to Satan for 18 years, lower demons don't scare me at all, heck they're probably relatives."
".....Archiiiieeeeee!!!!! I got your bloooooddddd"
- Demonic Edith Bunker
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You’ll kill everything childish and romantic in me…
