On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere the following
people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American women and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 NZ woman
2 Irishmen and 1 Irish woman
One month later the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule as to when they
alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Englishwoman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while
the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,
the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can
do , about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of
household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is
improving.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian
woman who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both
"bloody wankers."
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and set
up a distillery. After the first few litres of coconut whisky they do
not remember if sex is in the picture but they are satisfied that at
least the English are not getting any.
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