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Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within 2 days,
forget her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.
Statistician:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation
was improbable anyway.
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Schwarzenegger fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep following up with her and never give up!
Physicist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2.
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Something,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
If you love someone
WHY SET HER FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE ??
CARELESS IDIOT!!!
It's a Frankenstein - some I came up with, some I got from various boards. I've been writing and "collecting" variations of well-known quotes for some time - call it a hobby.
I REALLY NEEDED A LAUGH TODAY!LOL! AND THIS DID IT!
THANK YOU! VERY COOL!LOL!LOL!
Yeah, I never understood, why if you LOVE someone, you set them
free LOL! THIS IS GREAT! LOL!
Have a GREAT weekend!
Countrylv22
Quote:
Originally Posted by SifuPhil
Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within 2 days,
forget her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.
Statistician:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation
was improbable anyway.
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Schwarzenegger fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep following up with her and never give up!
Physicist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2.
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Something,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
If you love someone
WHY SET HER FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE ??
CARELESS IDIOT!!!
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Hello SifuPHIL! :0) TOO FUNNY! :0) LOL!
Yeah, I never understood, why if you LOVE someone, you set them 
free 
