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Yeah, that's pretty nasty...the rest sounds pretty good though
I knew of a lady who had her gynaecologist husband take her pap smears!
Yeah, the rest of the list is a wee bit too long for my liking. I mean if he's gotta be all that, aside from the fact it's going to make a lot of other women start sniffin around , what kind of list is he gonna expect me to adhere to? (I suspect it would involve a bunch of girlie beauty salon horrors that I'm not prepared to submit to! )
Exactly. Because a lot of US women are playing the "my [mod cut] is worth it all game". (of course it is not ALL women) but just gazillions in the US. Yep, all I gotta do is act like I'm "worth it all" and not be worth a frikin nickel because I've got the goods that a man wants.
You see, this is really just part of a bigger problem-- not just with that particular type of girl who thinks a good life plan is to just 'work men'.. but really a problem of bringing something real to the table.
What good is it to bash women or bash men? Duh? I hope in the future that more women and men in the US can see through all of the MEDIA bull**** that keeps us separated-- Maybellene commercials that teach young girls all kinds of pathetic shallow crap.. and sitcoms that advertise men as buffoons... I could go on but I'm not going to bother..
Last edited by mrstewart; 03-22-2009 at 12:50 AM..
Reason: Keep it PG13
Dang when did that mile-log newsletter come in??
On my books, I thought all he needs is to be honest, loyal and emotionally normal! (Oops, I almost forgot 'independent')
single men have organized. Our position is that, during weekdays, we will meet ten of "management's" demands and to show our good faith, will meet 5 additional demands on the weekend only. (6PM Friday to 6PM Sunday)
To avoid having a contract that is difficult to enforce, we are asking the negotiator for women to poll their members to pick the 15 attributes that they want in the contract. All men will then adhere to these so there will be no bickering or ill feelings between shops.
Additional items may be added when demonstrated to be necessary but two items must be removed from the terms of the contract for that day. Administration of these terms will be left to the locals.
The women's negotiator's original terms (see below) were a non starter. Our members have prepared for a long "job action" by stocking up on beer and porn.
Any men in non-union shops are welcome to join up. We have had considerable experience in re-negotiating the terms of their contracts. However, they shouldn't expect a roll back to the 15 items immediately.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
[CENTER][CENTER] WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [/CENTER][/CENTER] 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
WTF??! Dude, CALL the exterminator, decorator, gardener (you left out: gardener), plumber and mechanic. That's what you (and hopefully, she) work 5 days/week for. So you can pay people to do stuff. (That includes hiring a maid.) The "companion, lover, warm, creative, passionate" part is supposed to be the fun part.
The only problem with your game plan is that if you go on strike, most women won't notice. Kind of anti-climactic, so to speak....
single men have organized. Our position is that, during weekdays, we will meet ten of "management's" demands and to show our good faith, will meet 5 additional demands on the weekend only. (6PM Friday to 6PM Sunday)
To avoid having a contract that is difficult to enforce, we are asking the negotiator for women to poll their members to pick the 15 attributes that they want in the contract. All men will then adhere to these so there will be no bickering or ill feelings between shops.
Additional items may be added when demonstrated to be necessary but two items must be removed from the terms of the contract for that day. Administration of these terms will be left to the locals.
The women's negotiator's original terms (see below) were a non starter. Our members have prepared for a long "job action" by stocking up on beer and porn.
Any men in non-union shops are welcome to join up. We have had considerable experience in re-negotiating the terms of their contracts. However, they shouldn't expect a roll back to the 15 items immediately.
Amanonly needs to be:
1.a friend 2.a companion 3.a lover 4.a brother 5.a father 6.a master 7.a chef 8.an electrician 9.a carpenter 10.a plumber 11.a mechanic 12.a decorator 13.a stylist 14.a sexologist 15.a gynecologist 16.a psychologist 17.a pest exterminator 18.a psychiatrist 19.a healer 20.a good listener 21.an organizer 22.a good father 23.very clean 24.sympathetic 25.athletic 26.warm 27.attentive 28.gallant 29.intelligent 30.funny 31.creative 32.tender 33.strong 34.understanding 35.tolerant 36.prudent 37.ambitious 38.capable 39.courageous 40.determined! 41.true 42.dependable 43.passionate 44.compassionate
[CENTER][CENTER] WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [/CENTER][/CENTER]
45.give her compliments regularly 46.love shopping 47.be honest 48.be very rich 49.not stress her out 50.not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51.give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself 52.give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53.give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54.Never to forget: *birthdays *anniversaries *arrangements she makes
IT sounds like women are asking for someone like Jesus. But yet she and all others assume they are angles and gods gift to men.
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But yet she and all others assume they are angles and gods gift to men. 
