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"She urged me on into outer space. Not that she meant to, but with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging... Well, I think of her constantly. And every time I do, I go further out into space." - a Star Trek quote.
single men have organized. Our position is that, during weekdays, we will meet ten of "management's" demands and to show our good faith, will meet 5 additional demands on the weekend only. (6PM Friday to 6PM Sunday)
To avoid having a contract that is difficult to enforce, we are asking the negotiator for women to poll their members to pick the 15 attributes that they want in the contract. All men will then adhere to these so there will be no bickering or ill feelings between shops.
Additional items may be added when demonstrated to be necessary but two items must be removed from the terms of the contract for that day. Administration of these terms will be left to the locals.
The women's negotiator's original terms (see below) were a non starter. Our members have prepared for a long "job action" by stocking up on beer and porn.
Any men in non-union shops are welcome to join up. We have had considerable experience in re-negotiating the terms of their contracts. However, they shouldn't expect a roll back to the 15 items immediately.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
[CENTER][CENTER] WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [/CENTER][/CENTER] 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
single men have organized. Our position is that, during weekdays, we will meet ten of "management's" demands and to show our good faith, will meet 5 additional demands on the weekend only. (6PM Friday to 6PM Sunday)
To avoid having a contract that is difficult to enforce, we are asking the negotiator for women to poll their members to pick the 15 attributes that they want in the contract. All men will then adhere to these so there will be no bickering or ill feelings between shops.
Additional items may be added when demonstrated to be necessary but two items must be removed from the terms of the contract for that day. Administration of these terms will be left to the locals.
The women's negotiator's original terms (see below) were a non starter. Our members have prepared for a long "job action" by stocking up on beer and porn.
Any men in non-union shops are welcome to join up. We have had considerable experience in re-negotiating the terms of their contracts. However, they shouldn't expect a roll back to the 15 items immediately.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
[CENTER][CENTER] WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [/CENTER][/CENTER] 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect littleyourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
God, you are such a frustrated chump. Most men end up marrying someone. Are all of these people supermen? Maybe your problem is that you lack the most important qualities, such as respecting women.
Also, did you color all of these numbers or did you use some kind of program. How do you have time for that?
So, if I meet all the requirements on the list. Does that mean that I get to put my penis in the vagina?
No she has to like your voice and also needs to judge you if you sweat enough or not.
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