The Freak Poll (dating, kiss, sex, interested)

[thriftylefty]

If you were to shop at Wal-mart for sex toys , do you shop in dairy, produce, or hardware?

[onegreatnurse]

Not that Wal-Mart has sex toys but I would say hardware! lol..

[TheImportersWife]

Originally Posted by thriftylefty

If you were to shop at Wal-mart for sex toys , do you shop in dairy, produce, or hardware?

Do they have shopping carts?

[FourOhFive]

What sex toys can be found in dairy? Eggs? Yeah, that would be a 10. Of course if she has cottage cheese, I hope she keeps a 0 until she gets it pasteurized.

[cuinlalaland]

Originally Posted by onegreatnurse

Ha ha...somehow I don't believe that..so shall we give you a 10 as well?

Erm, well, I don't know what it means but... when I walk down the street the ladies of the night say: "Keep walking, bucko!"

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by zonababe

Stop trying to get your thrills on the cheap and subscribe to a few adult hi-def channels. You won't to need to create these silly polls.

Yes, they are silly polls...in fact, I think they are funny and entertaining.

The O poll...the ONLY other poll I've ever had here was actually informative and satisfied a curiosity I had.

Lighten up Francis.

I now leave you to the most recent "I hate my family\relatives\spouse\SO" threads already in progress.

[WyoNewk]

In other words, do you enjoy the use of a feather in your lovemaking, or do you prefer the whole chicken?

I'll be happy with the feather, thank you.

[oregonwana_b]

Hmm Mathguy....
I expect this type of question from....let's say Killer, or boneheaded or maybe even Mr.Cat.....but you? Oh, what is this world coming to.....

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by oregonwana_b

Hmm Mathguy....
I expect this type of question from....let's say Killer, or boneheaded or maybe even Mr.Cat.....but you? Oh, what is this world coming to.....

I was bored and Mr. Cat was on vacation...plus all these depressing threads where it is the same litany of divorce, hating family blah blah blah.

Besides, anyone that knows me in real-life knows I'm a seriously nice guy but that doesn't mean I don't have a wicked sense of humor at times.

Hey, I know...maybe I will start a thread about the younger gal at the store the other day that hit on me and all I managed to do was blush a little and then continue on my way. Yeah...I'm such a playa!

[thriftylefty]

Originally Posted by FourOhFive

What sex toys can be found in dairy? Eggs? Yeah, that would be a 10. Of course if she has cottage cheese, I hope she keeps a 0 until she gets it pasteurized.

Yogurt? Whip cream?
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't swallow anything.