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If you really must, here are approved conversation topics at a urinal. These may only be discussed with guys you already know, while staring straight ahead at the tile:
1) Sports such as football, baseball, basketball and golf.
2) How badly you really had to urinate.
3) How hot the girl at the bar looks.
Conversations one can never use at the urinal:
1) What you're wearing to the Elton John concert.
2) This rash you have.
3) The question, "What are you doing later tonight?"
4) Sports such as gymnastics and synchronized swimming.
I went in a urinal once. Had my friend let me in and keep watch while I was negotiating the position. It's possible to do, and to do while keeping the urinal splatter free, but I did have to get cozy with the thing to work it out. We were curious, though, if it was even possible.
I always aim before I shoot. If I miss, even if at a public restroom I'd grab a handful of toilet paper amd wipe it off the seat. Common courtesy ya know.
Yeah man I think some dudes don't care where it hits!
LOL I had an ex boyfriend (now one of my best friends) who really resented the guy I dated after him. He said on numerous occasions, "I can't believe you went out with that pencil d*ck!" I finally had to ask... turns out he made a point of going to the urinal next to him. He glanced down at him, made it really obvious, and laughed. I love that guy, but he can be such a frigging Boy.
3. I would have to say no to some other urinal issues i have seen. Some guys are quite noisy at the urinal. Not just noisy, but you would think they were having sex with it. Leave the grunts and moans and "oh god" at home. I have been relieved relieving myself. Not that relieved
4. I do not like the no-handed approach either. Keep a leash on it. I don't want that thing spraying my shoes. See rule number 1 some guys keep their hands in their pockets. Others put both their hands up on the wall above the urinal as though they are getting frisked. Some put their hands on their hips and do back stretches.
1) What you're wearing to the Elton John concert.
2) This rash you have.
3) The question, "What are you doing later tonight?"
4) Sports such as gymnastics and synchronized swimming.
LOL
Especially number 3
They had this expose' on the news here. There's this mall in downtown Philly where they busted a bunch of guys who were using a Macy's bathroom as a hookup spot. They posted their pics all over the TV and newspaper. So yeah, keep it light and keep it moving! LOL
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