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Years ago I knew a woman that traded her Baby for two Dogs.But she also lived in a Hearse. Interesting woman.
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You know, there was a guy from my neck of the woods, years ago, who drove a hearse. When people asked him why he drove a hearse, he would joke around and say, "Cause I've gotta move a lot of dead people!"
That woman does not look like a native of Ghana to me, though... Me thinks only the lovely ceremony happened to take place there.
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Originally Posted by rubber_factory
I've noticed that some desperate single women think of their dogs as surrogate husbands. I never thought it would happen literally..
Oh, plenty of those... Sickening!
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If I ask her out however, swing by to pick her up and I see Fido on the couch in a belly-out sitting position watching TV with a beer in it's paw, I'm outta there.
You mean you're not gonna say "Cheers, Fido!" and sit and discuss the game with him?!
This reminds me of a joke I've posted before. A girl keeps being bugged by her parents to get married. She's got a BOB and one evening comes home to find her father having a drink and the vibrator is across him on the table. All embarrassed she asks: Dad what are you doing? He says: What does it look like I'm doing... having a drink with my son-in-law!
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It isn't a marriage until it's consummated.
Who said it wasn't...
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Her 'husband' better not go smelling the rear ends of thier neighbors!
If They get divorced I wonder who will get the house and alimony.
My God! At least have some consideration for the puppies.
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Interesting woman.
