Is There Any Man Among Us Who Knows Woman Doth Not Live By Mammary Alone?!? (loving, looking)

[TKramar]

Um, actually that's how I figure out if I'm looking at a man or a woman. Of course, there's always the possibility of some weird Crying Game stuff...but for some reason, I like knowing the gender of the person I'm talking to.

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by TKramar

Um, actually that's how I figure out if I'm looking at a man or a woman. Of course, there's always the possibility of some weird Crying Game stuff...but for some reason, I like knowing the gender of the person I'm talking to.

I like knowing the gender to whom I talk, too, but it doesn't mean I have to develop that unexpected cramp in my neck that won't allow me to lift my eyes from the cups.

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I'd be a boob to deny it.

Preparing breast of veal in a savory sauce,
I remain
Hannie
HL:cs

Scallopine a la Marsala, I hope?

--HH.

[TKramar]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

I like knowing the gender to whom I talk, too, but it doesn't mean I have to develop that unexpected cramp in my neck that won't allow me to lift my eyes from the cups.

Good thing I'm short then. My neck doesn't cramp.

It doesn't even matter to me how she looks on the outside, as far as a relationship goes. It's about personality--and she needs to have the personality that makes her approach me, because I won't be approaching her.

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by TKramar

Good thing I'm short then. My neck doesn't cramp.

Then you should have no problem looking up to the woman.

[gwynedd1]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Indeed.

I take solace in your heartfelt entreaty, and can only offer my piddling support as one who appreciates the finer points of the fairer sex.

Hearts, lungs, kidneys, spleens - THESE are to be treasured, not the ephemeral externals.

Yours in good taste,
Dr. H. Lechter

Hi SifuPhil,

LOL

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton, looking at "Juanita," a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum

How erotic are the viscera! I like a nice par of Canopic jugs.

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by gwynedd1

I like a nice par of Canopic jugs.

Would that be about pair for the course?

* . . . he ducks . . . he runs . . . *

[gwynedd1]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Would that be about pair for the course?

* . . . he ducks . . . he runs . . . *

Parboiled

[yellowsnow]

Riposte, parry, et touche. It's the CD Mental Olympics training post!

A smart man knows boobage is ephemeral. What a woman wears proudly on her chest today will one day rest on her knees. I don't think Confucius said it first.

Parts is parts. They all change. That bubble butt will turn into a cellulite ridden lump on the back of the thigh. Much better to love the stuff on the inside that may survive the test of time.

[TKramar]

I was wondering the other day--would a good punny name for L.A. be Silicone Valley?