what do y'all look like? (married, love, single, stalk)

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by UnexpectedError

Hmm, well you ARE a regular and probably too far away to bother tracking me down and killing me.

And, uh, sorry folks. Not everyone is going to make the cut in the flood of new friend requests. At least not until I have more time to evaluate you. Or until I take the picture down.

Well, just in the interest of full disclosure, I believe I've walked past you at Publix before.

[amanda0808]

Originally Posted by NoDoubt1993

I'd say I'm about halfway there, thanks to my stripper instructor, lol. I joke that I have a 1,200 lb. personal trainer! lol Posting...the bane of my existence. But so much easier on my horse!

I need to take up horseback riding then! I HATE doing abs exercises with a passion! I feel like I have to work doubly hard on my abs than most of my other body parts.

[jbub22]

Here comes the gutter talk. See, the horny MARRIED folks cannot control themselves

[Urban Sasquatch]

Originally Posted by jbub22

Here comes the gutter talk. See, the horny MARRIED folks cannot control themselves

Here, have some new Wheaties -- totally urine-free, I promise.

[Baldrick]

Originally Posted by jbub22

Here comes the gutter talk. See, the horny MARRIED folks cannot control themselves

Have you come to distract us with your continuous flow of cerebral diarrhoea?

[FromTN2A2]

Originally Posted by Urban Sasquatch

Here, have some new Wheaties -- totally urine-free, I promise.

He just can't pull himself away from such a pathetic thread can he? So much time for mediocrity he seems to have. Don't you just appreciate his patience? Very patient and enduring gentleman there.

[UnexpectedError]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

Well, just in the interest of full disclosure, I believe I've walked past you at Publix before.

It's hard to blend in when you're 6 feet tall.

You have a limited time to either introduce yourself or stalk and kill me, I'm moving in a few weeks.

[UnexpectedError]

Originally Posted by jbub22

Here comes the gutter talk. See, the horny MARRIED folks cannot control themselves

I'm single. Do I have your permission to talk dirty to my fellow posters?

[Inebriated Duck]

Originally Posted by UnexpectedError

I'm single. Do I have your permission to talk dirty to my fellow posters?

You can talk dirty to me, UnexpectedError.

[Urban Sasquatch]

Originally Posted by FromTN2A2

He just can't pull himself away from such a pathetic thread can he? So much time for mediocrity he seems to have. Don't you just appreciate his patience? Very patient and enduring gentleman there.

Verily.

And in sooth, no less!

Rather than spout my barbed effluvium I should be thanking him for his upstanding example.



If only in a society gone horribly wrong we had more heroes...