Bedtime Prayer For The Single Ladies Out There....Lol (women, love, problems)

[ylisa7]

BEDTIME PRAYER


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.

Amen

~~ Author Unknown ~~

[2RUGGED4YOU]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

BEDTIME PRAYER


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.

Amen

~~ Author Unknown ~~

LOL......

[KelsieB]

ha ha amen!

[sierraAZ]

Now that I lay me down to sleep,
I'm so glad my queen bed isn't overtaken by a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and selfish all along.
Who will never admit when he is wrong.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just peacefully snooze
For I know my bed is free of such misuse.

[Odie]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Now that I lay me down to sleep,
I'm so glad my queen bed isn't overtaken by a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and selfish all along.
Who will never admit when he is wrong.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just peacefully snooze
For I know my bed is free of such misuse.

LOL awesome

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Now that I lay me down to sleep,
I'm so glad my queen bed isn't overtaken by a creep.

My mom and brother who are in the house for Christmas tell me how tiny I am on my huge bed. Too much extra space.

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

One who's handsome, smart, and selfish all along.
Who will never admit when he is wrong.

Check. I've never been wrong

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Thank you in advance and now I'll just peacefully snooze
For I know my bed is free of such misuse.

I run a monthly "snore" test. I passed the last one

I'm actually a godsend for Ms Chamataka. A female fox is a vixen, right??

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

I'd probably say 0g transfat

[the minx]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'

Ew...

[gwynedd1]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

BEDTIME PRAYER


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.

Amen

~~ Author Unknown ~~

The perfect man handsome , strong, and wise
may come before the sun will rise

He who makes the women weep
The women pray before they lay to sleep

If he tarries do not mind
He answers a prayer every night
five times

~~ Gigolo Bob ~~

[WFW&P]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

BEDTIME PRAYER


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.

Amen

~~ Author Unknown ~~

Prayer decoded:
She: is helpless, has back problems (no sex), wants someone to screw with her mind, apparently has a big butt, a rash, can't make a sandwich, and has a really hot friend.
This sounds like the ultimate nightmare. RUN!!!