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Old 04-13-2010, 02:18 PM
 
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A man at work was complaining about his spouse. He said, "I wish I single again and poof, my wife was gone. Like magic." It would be like she never existed. No divorce, no messy breakup, no distribution of assets. Instead, just poof, she is gone and you are now single. Interested?
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:19 PM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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Yikes. I'd be watching the news with one eye--make that my trigger finger-- on 911 speed dial.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:19 PM
 
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A man at work was complaining about his spouse. He said, "I wish I single again and poof, my wife was gone. Like magic." It would be like she never existed. No divorce, no messy breakup, no distribution of assets. Instead, just poof, she is gone and you are now single. Interested?
What can I say? Lucky girl ... He sounds like quite a "catch".
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:24 PM
 
Location: My Private Island
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A man at work was complaining about his spouse. He said, "I wish I single again and poof, my wife was gone. Like magic." It would be like she never existed. No divorce, no messy breakup, no distribution of assets. Instead, just poof, she is gone and you are now single. Interested?
Interested in what? Getting my hands on the "magic wand" he used to get rid of his spouse? Or are we talking homicide?
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:26 PM
 
Location: silver springs
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A man at work was complaining about his spouse. He said, "I wish I single again and poof, my wife was gone. Like magic." It would be like she never existed. No divorce, no messy breakup, no distribution of assets. Instead, just poof, she is gone and you are now single. Interested?
I had that happen back in 06.......
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:29 PM
 
Location: Back in the gym...Yo Adrian!
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As easy as that sounds, even during my worst moments I still managed to learn something from my ex-wife and current wife. I wouldn't want to erase the marriage entirely. It wasn't all bad and there were lessons learned. I wouldn't want to erase something from my life simply because it was a challenge or had some bad memories attached to it, especially if it allowed me to grow, learn, and discover what not to do in the future.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:40 PM
 
Location: Nassau, Long Island, NY
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A man at work was complaining about his spouse. He said, "I wish I single again and poof, my wife was gone. Like magic." It would be like she never existed. No divorce, no messy breakup, no distribution of assets. Instead, just poof, she is gone and you are now single. Interested?
1. Tell him it can be arranged ... for a price.

2. If he agrees, contact your local law enforcement agency.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:48 PM
 
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I am not talking about crime but magic. You would snap your fingers and your spouse would be gone and it would be like they never lived. You are now single.

So many people would love it if their wife or husband disappeared but are afraid of all the hassle connected with a divorce.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:53 PM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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I'm just waiting for Rugged to post a YouTube link to AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds."
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Old 04-13-2010, 03:00 PM
 
Location: silver springs
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I am not talking about crime but magic. You would snap your fingers and your spouse would be gone and it would be like they never lived. You are now single.

So many people would love it if their wife or husband disappeared but are afraid of all the hassle connected with a divorce.
if it happened, it would be as if the spouse died......you would miss the voice and touch the most.....nobody wants that
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