Tell me something funny!! (grace, pray, children, about)

[thefer]

I started to put this in the upbeat thread but it wasn't full of love Not that I don't love my husband but it was so funny!! Now ya'll might not see the humor in it but I about split my sides. He was mowing the grass and I was in the house, the phone rang and of course an important call--- I go out side to give him the phone, yelling over the top of the lawn mower, all the neighbors now at attention,( He gets easily aggravated due to being a man ) He stops puts the mower in nutral ( he thinks) throws his leg over the steering wheel and the mower jumps and takes off, his feet flew over his head and he landed on the lawn. he starts fussing cause I brought him the phone ,I'm laughing, he is getting up and has something on his hand,( why he smelled of it , who knows? )He landed in dog poo . He has a very weak stomach. He is gaging and fussing the neighbors are staring and I'm splitting my sides . Ya'll need to pray for me! I think I'm evil lol

[aiangel_writer]

LOL, that describes just how my dh would react. Thanks, I needed the laugh tonight.

[kawgpz550]

LMBO! I got a VERY GOOD visual from your description!

You're as bad as me. He does something we find funny, we laugh. The more mad they get, the harder we laugh...It's such a vicious cycle isn't it? lol

[Jazzedforhim]

That's a good one! I'd share some of my own hubby stories...but I think he gets more embarrassed about them then I do! I think it's just being human.

[Jazzedforhim]

Here's something funny that my brother blurted out to me one day.

Us women had been discussing how after children we gained weight that was harder to get off compared to when we were young. My brother was always very thin growing up...and what do you know...the ole metabolism is slowing down for him too. So he walks up to us and says. "Hey, I'm in shape!" And we just stare at him. He then says "Round is a shape!".

Da dun dunt!

Yeah...that's his normal humor!