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Old 10-01-2019, 09:54 AM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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It wasn't original. I found it on a website.'

We used to have a popular non-religious version:

How many Los Angelenos does it take to change a light bulb?

- Five. One to change the bulb, and four to share in the experience.

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?

- None of your damn business.
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Old 10-01-2019, 11:39 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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Q: How many CD-R/S members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331:

One to say that the light bulb badly needs changing and the other side will never be able to do it.
14 to say that the light bulb was changed in the past perfectly well, so why can't we do it now?
Seven to point out that they caused untold suffering when they tried to change the light bulb before.
27 to point out inaccuracies in the historical data about the horrors caused by those who tried to change the light bulb in the past.
52 to damn the former for trying to change the subject because they have no better arguments.
One to tell them them to get back on topic before the thread is closed
156 to complain that it's impossible to adequately discuss the historical background to changing light bulbs when discussion of electronics is considered off forum - topic.
41 to point out that there was a similar thread on this subject a month ago.
109 to say that nobody here really understands light -bulbs or their history anyway.
203 to say that they understand it better as half of them used to be light bulbs before they were changed
111 to point out where there are several other instruction manuals explaining how to change light bulbs.
306 to debate which manuals are the best and to accuse the other of being likely to blow the whole electrical system if they use one of the others.
27 to post links to various books about light bulbs and how to change them.
14 to post some handy videos on the Right way to change light bulbs
Three to tell them to make their own damn' arguments and don't just post videos.
33 to say that if we wait the bulb will magically come on again.
12 to post that they have done with the whole argument as nobody seems to be able to discuss reasonably.
19 to say they have put most of the other posters on ignore.
One to post a monty python clip and a rolling eyes icon.
47 to say that nobody will be able to change the light bulb and none of them really understand the instructions.
143 to say they understand the instructions perfectly but nobody else does.
three to suggest they could have found this all out in FAQ
One to announce the thread is closed.
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Old 10-01-2019, 01:22 PM
 
Location: US
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Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER View Post
Q: How many CD-R/S members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331:

One to say that the light bulb badly needs changing and the other side will never be able to do it.
14 to say that the light bulb was changed in the past perfectly well, so why can't we do it now?
Seven to point out that they caused untold suffering when they tried to change the light bulb before.
27 to point out inaccuracies in the historical data about the horrors caused by those who tried to change the light bulb in the past.
52 to damn the former for trying to change the subject because they have no better arguments.
One to tell them them to get back on topic before the thread is closed
156 to complain that it's impossible to adequately discuss the historical background to changing light bulbs when discussion of electronics is considered off forum - topic.
41 to point out that there was a similar thread on this subject a month ago.
109 to say that nobody here really understands light -bulbs or their history anyway.
203 to say that they understand it better as half of them used to be light bulbs before they were changed
111 to point out where there are several other instruction manuals explaining how to change light bulbs.
306 to debate which manuals are the best and to accuse the other of being likely to blow the whole electrical system if they use one of the others.
27 to post links to various books about light bulbs and how to change them.
14 to post some handy videos on the Right way to change light bulbs
Three to tell them to make their own damn' arguments and don't just post videos.
33 to say that if we wait the bulb will magically come on again.
12 to post that they have done with the whole argument as nobody seems to be able to discuss reasonably.
19 to say they have put most of the other posters on ignore.
One to post a monty python clip and a rolling eyes icon.
47 to say that nobody will be able to change the light bulb and none of them really understand the instructions.
143 to say they understand the instructions perfectly but nobody else does.
three to suggest they could have found this all out in FAQ
One to announce the thread is closed.
Lmao!....
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Old 10-01-2019, 09:53 PM
 
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER View Post
Q: How many CD-R/S members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331:
Good one!
Too soon.
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Old 10-02-2019, 02:51 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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Good one!
Too soon.
I'm obliged to say that I adapted this from a much better one about online chatroom posters or suchlike. Glad you enjoyed.
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Old 10-31-2019, 04:25 PM
 
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Telling this joke on the eve of Halloween 2019:


QUESTION: Why can't witches become pregnant?

ANSWER: Because their husbands have a hollow weenie.
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Old 10-31-2019, 04:45 PM
 
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Old 10-31-2019, 08:21 PM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER View Post
Q: How many CD-R/S members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331:

One to say that the light bulb badly needs changing and the other side will never be able to do it.
14 to say that the light bulb was changed in the past perfectly well, so why can't we do it now?
Seven to point out that they caused untold suffering when they tried to change the light bulb before.
27 to point out inaccuracies in the historical data about the horrors caused by those who tried to change the light bulb in the past.
52 to damn the former for trying to change the subject because they have no better arguments.
One to tell them them to get back on topic before the thread is closed
156 to complain that it's impossible to adequately discuss the historical background to changing light bulbs when discussion of electronics is considered off forum - topic.
41 to point out that there was a similar thread on this subject a month ago.
109 to say that nobody here really understands light -bulbs or their history anyway.
203 to say that they understand it better as half of them used to be light bulbs before they were changed
111 to point out where there are several other instruction manuals explaining how to change light bulbs.
306 to debate which manuals are the best and to accuse the other of being likely to blow the whole electrical system if they use one of the others.
27 to post links to various books about light bulbs and how to change them.
14 to post some handy videos on the Right way to change light bulbs
Three to tell them to make their own damn' arguments and don't just post videos.
33 to say that if we wait the bulb will magically come on again.
12 to post that they have done with the whole argument as nobody seems to be able to discuss reasonably.
19 to say they have put most of the other posters on ignore.
One to post a monty python clip and a rolling eyes icon.
47 to say that nobody will be able to change the light bulb and none of them really understand the instructions.
143 to say they understand the instructions perfectly but nobody else does.
three to suggest they could have found this all out in FAQ
One to announce the thread is closed.
Somehow I completely missed this. Well done.
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Old 10-31-2019, 09:35 PM
 
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How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: All Three of Them
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Old 11-02-2019, 03:50 AM
 
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Atheism: A non-prophet organization...
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