Hey, conservative bakers! (whether christian or not) (quote)
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I am not conservative but I am happy to bake you a cake that goes against my sensibilities. Come on over, your George Dubbya in bed with Rush Limbaugh cake will be right here waiting for you.
By the way, I also make a mean "you're going to hell" soup, I use alphabet letters to spell it out.
I am not conservative but I am happy to bake you a cake that goes against my sensibilities. Come on over, your George Dubbya in bed with Rush Limbaugh cake will be right here waiting for you.
By the way, I also make a mean "you're going to hell" soup, I use alphabet letters to spell it out.
Rush Limbaugh naked. Thank you. There are no words.
Well we've certainly heard a lot about the Christian bakers on this issue. Has anybody heard anything concerning the Christian butchers and candlestick makers?
Luckily, no Christian butchers have been asked to butcher homosexuals yet.
So the jury is going to have to remain out on the above.
Rush Limbaugh naked. Thank you. There are no words.
Coming right up! I am happy to sell that to you.
Wait...you're not gay...right? Because if so, my beliefs prohibit me from actually exchanging with you as far as goods v. cash. If so then would you mind bringing along a straight representative over the age of 18 to do the handling? Appreciate it.
Wait...you're not gay...right? Because if so, my beliefs prohibit me from actually exchanging with you as far as goods v. cash. If so then would you mind bringing along a straight representative over the age of 18 to do the handling? Appreciate it.
I should bring Rush over. You know, for the nude cake model. I do not know about 43. He has painted himself naked already. He might have a been there, done that attitude. You know how temperamental artists can be.
So, naked Rush it is. I am sure Rush will be glad to do all the handling you wish. Can you do Poppy Bush wearing nothing, but a pair of his awesome socks?
Would you sell one to an atheist? Satanist on their way to a blood sacrifice?
If they told me the cake was going to be used in the sacrifice? Of course not. I'd likely call the cops.
Otherwise, a customer is a customer is a customer. It's never been about discrimination against anyone. It's about being forced to provide for and facilitate an event that we're morally opposed to.
I should bring Rush over. You know, for the nude cake model. I do not know about 43. He has painted himself naked already. He might have a been there, done that attitude. You know how temperamental artists can be.
So, naked Rush it is. I am sure Rush will be glad to do all the handling you wish. Can you do Poppy Bush wearing nothing, but a pair of his awesome socks?
I can accommodate this request.
Who would you like on top?
Of the cake...the cake! I swear, the minds around here...
Of the cake...the cake! I swear, the minds around here...
Dear JerZ,
Well... hmmmm.
I think Rush would be a bit heavy on top of poor Poppy. So, Rush has to be the bottom.
That way I get a great view of Poppy's socks. Do you do the cake version of Photo-shopping? Please smooth out the wrinkles on Poppy's socks. They tend to slide to his shoes after a long day.
Oh. I forgot to inform you this will be a Sacrificial cake. Viz just informed Z he would never bake such a cake.
What Viz fails to realize is sacrificial cake is much like Communion, but really delicious.
I think Rush would be a bit heavy on top of poor Poppy. So, Rush has to be the bottom.
That way I get a great view of Poppy's socks. Do you do the cake version of Photo-shopping? Please smooth out the wrinkles on Poppy's socks. They tend to slide to his shoes after a long day.
Oh. I forgot to inform you this will be a Sacrificial cake. Viz just informed Z he would never bake such a cake.
What Viz fails to realize is sacrificial cake is much like Communion, but really delicious.
I await your reply.
Sincerely,
Ronk
This is about the fourth time you've made me snort coffee up my nose, thanks a lot.
OMG so funny. I am wiping my eyes.
On the plus side, this discussion is SERIOUSLY putting me off cake, helping to cement my commitment to clean eating.
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Can you do Poppy Bush wearing nothing, but a pair of his awesome socks?
