Cool! Proof Jesus and Eve were Transgendered. (disciple, genesis, atheist)
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Y'all believe in the science of DNA and genetics, right? Well, in layman's terms, this author shows why both Eve and Jesus could only be transgendered, and nothing else. Compelling evidence I would say if you read it.
If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do, she is also the first case of a transgender woman. God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet trans-formed into woman.
How about that? Bet neither had to worry about which bathroom to use. But what is really funny, is all those Christians who got their panties into a knot about transgender issues, now have to re-calibrate their thinking. We all know there has long been some question about Jesus's sexuality, you know, hanging out with 12 men day and night, and all that, but now we understand!
Y'all believe in the science of DNA and genetics, right? Well, in layman's terms, this author shows why both Eve and Jesus could only be transgendered, and nothing else. Compelling evidence I would say if you read it.
If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do, she is also the first case of a transgender woman. God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet trans-formed into woman.
How about that? Bet neither had to worry about which bathroom to use. But what is really funny, is all those Christians who got their panties into a knot about transgender issues, now have to re-calibrate their thinking. We all know there has long been some question about Jesus's sexuality, you know, hanging out with 12 men day and night, and all that, but now we understand!
Onward Christian Soldiers!
That is funny! I wish I had thought of that.
Oh, you forgot to mention the disciple that Jesus loved.
Y'all believe in the science of DNA and genetics, right? Well, in layman's terms, this author shows why both Eve and Jesus could only be transgendered, and nothing else. Compelling evidence I would say if you read it.
If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do, she is also the first case of a transgender woman. God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet trans-formed into woman.
How about that? Bet neither had to worry about which bathroom to use. But what is really funny, is all those Christians who got their panties into a knot about transgender issues, now have to re-calibrate their thinking. We all know there has long been some question about Jesus's sexuality, you know, hanging out with 12 men day and night, and all that, but now we understand!
Onward Christian Soldiers!
Sheer and utter ignorant nonsense.
I guess atheists will go to any extreme to show just how ignorant they really are.
I would not pursue this line of deliberately provocative reasoning because of special pleading. Even if a fundamentalist granted for the sake of argument that Eve was a transgender man technically they would be fine with it because god can do whatever he thinks best but man hasn't the authority to reject his presumably god-given birth gender.
Attempting to lead ideologues to any of the ultimate conclusions of their arguments always leads to a short circuit of that kind. And in any case this argument is not strong enough even for me for it to have more than toss-off irony value.
Sheer and utter ignorant nonsense.
I guess atheists will go to any extreme to show just how ignorant they really are.
You can't just call something ignorant. That's meaningless. 'You're a tree!' See? Doesn't work. You have to back it up. If I could prove you are in fact a tree, which would really be something, then I could make the claim. But a claim without a supporting argument is worthless, especially to you since no one who doesn't already agree with you would change their mind based on this.
Personally, I think the article is purely meant to provoke. It was written by someone who described themselves as a Christian, as indicated by the use of the word 'we' when talking about Christians. And I do frankly disagree with the conclusion being met. I think it sort of misrepresents what a transgendered person actually is. But it does do something important. It dismissed the idea that God works in binaries and everything goes as you'd expect.
Most people, Christians are no exception, sort of already except this. People are born with disabilities, birth defects, and yes, even with incorrect genitals (or both). Some say God does this, some say God doesn't micromanage anyone at that level. But they still understand that the idea that everything is this or that has never been true, and that this is reflected in scripture. Subtext is important. I don't know for sure if you read the article linked, but I can tell you didn't really give it any thought all the same. Don't do yourself a disservice by immediately dismissing something instead of at least reflecting on it some.
Y'all believe in the science of DNA and genetics, right? Well, in layman's terms, this author shows why both Eve and Jesus could only be transgendered, and nothing else. Compelling evidence I would say if you read it.
If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do, she is also the first case of a transgender woman. God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet trans-formed into woman.
How about that? Bet neither had to worry about which bathroom to use. But what is really funny, is all those Christians who got their panties into a knot about transgender issues, now have to re-calibrate their thinking. We all know there has long been some question about Jesus's sexuality, you know, hanging out with 12 men day and night, and all that, but now we understand!
Onward Christian Soldiers!
My first reaction? It's "Yay...another deliberately offensive or provocative online posting with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them."
Good for you cupper. Now go outside and get some fresh air. You're losing it.
Good for you cupper. Now go outside and get some fresh air. You're losing it.
One cannot lose what they never had.
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I wish I had thought of that. 
