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Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801
I'm from New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. The F word rolls off my tongue as do a few others with a lot of Ks in them. Plus I was once married to a longshoreman. Though we are long divorced, when we see each other for something related to our daughter, we cheerily depart by wishing each other "F U".
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This little Johnny guy asks his 80 years grandpa, “Do you still have sex with Grandma?
Grandpa takes a deep breath and says, “Yeah, but only oral”
Little Johnny, “How come?”
Grandpa, “I say F U, and she replies back, F U 2”.