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If he's friendly, "Hey, Bud, want a beer?"
If he's unfreindly, "Hey, Bud, what's jerking your chain?"
If he ignores me, "Hey, Bud, just tryin' to be friendly here..."
If he is a she and is good looking, "Beautiful lady, would you like to join me for a night cap."
If he is a she and is ugly, "Hey, wanna play a game of darts?"
If he is an aparation, "Hey!!!! Everybody!!!! Watch me walk through God!"
Obviously not, but I have a friend who loves Scotch and I'd imagine that one day, he'll become half-blooded Scottish. Only problem is, he'll find out the wrong way.
I'd smile like a man who just found out he was immortal.
Same here. And my first question would be "how can I go to heaven?". Because although I'm all in favor of eternal life, eternal torture would get old really fast...
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Originally Posted by dcashley
If he is an aparation, "Hey!!!! Everybody!!!! Watch me walk through God!"
Obviously not, but I have a friend who loves Scotch and I'd imagine that one day, he'll become half-blooded Scottish. Only problem is, he'll find out the wrong way.
if the other half were divine anyway? you may just be jealous, god suspects.
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