Ever want to get rid of annoying roomate! (roommate, paying, move)

[Raena77]

What are some ideas how to get rid of them?Just Curious.

[ShaneSA]

Move or get a divorce. Or both.

[nan5623]

shoot em, hide the body. Just kidding.

Hop on the bus Gus, make a new plan Stan, no need to be coy Roy, just drop off the key Lee and set yourself free.

[Rhenzanite]

Demand that they leave and take their baby alligator that they thought I wouldn't notice away?

I've had to get rid of A LOT of annoying roommates and the best way is to just give them a piece of paper that lists why you're asking them to leave, and the date that they're expected to be out of there. Try not to get 'creative' or they might key your car or steal your tv/dishes etc. when they leave.

[manderly6]

Be careful what you ask for. Your roommate might be reading this and have the same thought.

[phonelady61]

Raising the rent usually works really well .

[LongtimeBravesFan]

If they are paying rent and on the lease, you have no right to ask to them leave.

[Lacerta]

101 Fun Things to Do to Freak Out Your College Roommate!

This one was specific to college roommates, but it is still darn funny.

Disclaimer: I am not advocating any of these actions, so don't blame me if they get you arrested.

*Edit, here is another one

https://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/lists/roomie.htm

[Faworki1947]

LACERTA!.. omg you are so bad ..
ROFLMAO...

[WannaliveinGreenville]

Put some cockroaches in his bed while he is at work.....