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Old 12-27-2021, 04:46 PM
 
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Here lies lester moore
four slugs from a 44
no les no moore
"He was a poet and didn't know it."
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Old 12-27-2021, 04:52 PM
 
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The idea of a cyrogenic preserved pizza in amidst frozen heads and bodies in one of those preservation facilities makes me smile. I can imagine the confusion of beings a few thousand years from now...

"Was pizza alive back then?"

"We knew some humans were head-hunters and cannibals, is this place the frozen food section of some long lost store?"

"Was someone expecting to have pizza when they were resuscitated? What strange beings!"


Tombstones and graves have always been desecrated throughout history. I hope to end up on a singular mountain in Vermont as ashes for ashes.


As long as your better-half condones your life as a singular.
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Old 12-27-2021, 05:02 PM
 
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I thought this was going to be about pizza, Tombstone frozen pizza! Fwiw, I prefer pepperoni.
Beat me to it. Ha ha.
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Old 12-27-2021, 05:23 PM
 
Location: Yakima yes, an apartment!
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I'm torn between being dumped around a dog park, dumped in a gutter or flushed down the toilet.
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Old 12-27-2021, 05:32 PM
 
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No idea of the form yet, but the inscription is locked down. A very good friend said of me after a ice-skating trip: "He kept falling, but he refused not to have a good time." That'll do.
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Old 12-27-2021, 06:16 PM
 
Location: Dessert
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Really don't care. I'll be dead and gone, do what you want with the empty husk.
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Old 12-27-2021, 06:30 PM
 
Location: Northern CA
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”I told you I was sick!”
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Old 12-27-2021, 06:35 PM
 
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Here lies Fred,
He may be sleeping but likely dead.
His jokes are all gone
but his name will carry on!
When he played cards he never had an ace,
here he lies taking up "dead space"
Those that knew him, knew him well.......
Those who didn't can go to he11!
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Old 12-27-2021, 07:07 PM
 
Location: San Diego CA
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I’ll just disappear leaving no trace behind whatsoever. It was all just a dream anyway wasn’t it?
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Old 12-27-2021, 07:54 PM
 
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I thought this was going to be about pizza, Tombstone frozen pizza! Fwiw, I prefer pepperoni.
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Ha, and ye were wrong, cowboy!
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My preferred tombstone has to be the sausage & pepperoni variety.



Tombstone Pizza Commercial



If I go with cremation, I would like the option of being doused with fuel, set on fire and flung from a medieval trebuchet.



"And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm-
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

"The Cremation Of Sam McGee"
Robert Service
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